Twouted
by Electronis Zappa
Rating: G
Disclaimer: None of these characters, nor the word 'twouted' are mine. Of
course the characters belong to Mutant Enemy. Twouted is 'Copyright C 2009
Frassington.' Thanks Frass for the word of the day. Now excuse me, I'm
tired, which will account for any fault you take with this story. I am
gonna wander off to some nice Willow/Dawn/Tara/Faith dreams. Don't worry,
Buffy'll be playing with Fred and Cordy.
Spoilers: None.
"Wanna grab lunch B?" Faith asked as she entered Buffy's office.
"I'm not sure, I'm kinda mad at you right now." The blonde replied. Faith cocked her head to the side.
"What did I do now?" she asked, looking back over the last few days, some of the happiest in her life.
"You twouted me" Buffy said, not elaborating.
"I what?" Faith asked in a puzzled tone.
"You used Twitter to out me, twouted" the blonde explained "I wasn't ready to tell anyone yet."
"I still don't get that. Your little sister has been sleeping with your best friends for like five years now, you and I have been basically flirting with each other off and on for over a decade, why do you think there are people that don't know?" Faith asked. Buffy opened her mouth to try and speak, but sighed and slumped her shoulders when she couldn't think of anything. "That's what I thought."
"Still think it would be better if we told everyone in person." Buffy replied.
"Told everybody what" Dawn asked as she entered the office.
"Buffy and I are together" Faith said.
"Isn't that old news?" Dawn asked.
"No, we only just got together within the last few days" Buffy explained.
"Hunh, guess I owe Tara.....five bucks" the Key said.
"Nice save, what do you really owe her?" Faith asked, a mischievous.
"Faith!" Buffy exclaimed "That's personal, between Dawn and her girlfriends."
"Sorry babe, just curious" Faith answered.
"Aren't I enough for you?" Buffy asked, a feeling a bit hurt.
"I don't know, didn't think you'd fly into a tizzy just cause I 'twouted' you."
"Twouted?" Dawn asked.
"You don't want to know" Faith smiled at the younger girl.