Too Many Cooks.....
by Holliday
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Tonight.
Author's Notes: I'm posting this now cause in the murnin my movie will be on so
I won't have time then. That said I don't know what's about to come
out of me, but I wish I was going home.
The fog slowly lifts from my brain. I'm waking to something I've never felt before. A warmth that is all encompassing. Turning over I see her smiling at me.
"Morning sleepy head."
"Hi." B pecks me on the forehead then she's up. She has to go to school. Not me I ditched the remedial life early on. I lie back down as she goes to take a shower. I allow my slayer hearing to drift. It's a gift. I can hear her singing.
"Uga-chucka, Uga-Uga-chucka, Uga-Uga-chucka
I can't fight this feeling deep inside
of me girl you just don't realize what you
do to me.... When you hold me in your arms
So tight you let me know everything's alright.
I'm hooked on a feeling high believe that you're
in love with me. Lips as sweet as candy the taste
stays on my mind. Girl you keep me thirst for another
cup of wine.
I got it bad for you girl but I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure
All the good love when we're all alone keep it up girl
Yeah you turn me on I'MMMMMMMMMM hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing that you're in love with meeeee.
Hooked on a feelin."
That was a moment I will never tell anyone about. My girl loves 70's music. That's cool she won't ever know about my show tunes at least until prom. When B comes back into the room I'm sitting up the towel wrapped around her body is threatning to fall almost by sheer will I make it. Turning around she looks at me I've crawled to the foot of the bed. Waiting for her to play hooky I know she won't but she can be an hour late.
Playing with Faith is now why I'm sneaking thru the halls of the school. If Snyder catches me I'm in detention for a week. I'm almost to my English class when things go from bad to worse.
"Buffy." There is a portal in the middle of the hallway. And Angel has just dropped thru it. The halls are empty and for that I'm thankful but my six-foot two ex-boyfriend isn't so lucky. Picking him up I try to get him to the library before the bell rings. Slayer stamina is also good for something else.
Bursting thru the doors I call out to Giles. Who stops when he sees what I'm holding. "B-Buffy what, where did he come from?"
Taking off his glasses he begins to clean them. Before we begin this round of unanswered questions I grab a blanket so he can cover up. He's looking at me with the big sad eyes and I'm almost tempted to remember why I fell for him. But before that thought is cemented in my brain Willow, Xander and Cordelia walk in.
The three stop in the doorway and I have to shoo them in. Xander is the first to say, "Evil vampire why is he here?"
"It's obvious he fell out of some portal, because he couldn't stand being away from Buffy it's so I'm tortured and I have a soul." Cordelia replied as she sat down to begin filing her nails. Willow just stared I don't think she was too excited to see him either.
"Well that maybe the case but we have to find out from Angel. I'll assume this is Angel and not Angelus, we're all still alive."
"I'm not evil just.. Tired."
"And thirst I'm sure. Which one of us do you want. Probably me I am the mosty tasty."
"Shut up Cordelia." Xander was actually standing up to her for once he didn't seem like the half-wit I thought he was. But it's Buffy I'm interested in. She looks so good, yet there is something off about her there is a scent on her another, and this is a male no another slayer. This getting better. I don't let on that I know anything about why I'm there I just look sad and longingly at Buffy.
An hour later Faith walked I knew she wasn't expecting this.
Dead naked boy. B told me about him. That they were pretty hot and heavy one not they made with the smoochies and and then poof no more vamp. Or so she thought. I'm not going to like where this is going and I know if I don't tread lightly there could be a fight.
Moving to sit I wait to hear what will be decided. Buffy moves away from Angel not a bad sign but she doesn't sit next to me either she stands in the corner. Looking from him to me. I'm a little jealous but I hold it back I know there maybe a little something there but we're together now. And I can't lose her.
Author's Notes: What a wondeful world this would be if we could all have the one's we love.
"Alright then Buffy you will take first watch while Faith you will patrol tonight. Now everyone else get back to class." The gang piles out Angel is in the locker he's sleeping and I know Faith is itchin to talk to me. She's been quiet this whole time Giles has gone back into his office and I think now is as good a time as any.
"So um this is a weird day, huh." This is going to be hard. I really don't know where to begin.
"Buffy I don't need an explanation." Wait she just called me Buffy Faith never calls me Buffy. Okay time for overreacting. I don't even think about it. I pull her close to me and kiss her. When we part that cocky grin is back.
"I did need that."
"Faith this Angel is good for one thing, that's a helping hand other than that I have you for any thing else I need."
I know she's right and I can't help the feelings I have towards fang-boy but for her I'll keep cool until he fucks up and I can stake him.
"So what do you say we find some dark corner so Dr. Faith can give you an exam."
"You are so bad but I'm game." Ducking out the library we head towards the chem labs they're always empty this time a day. I should be in class but would you give up an exam by Dr. Faith to learn something you won't ever use. I didn't think so.
So they are a couple. This is going better than I thought. I never thought Buffy would switch gears so fast maybe I was a bit ruff with her. It dosen't matter when I turn her, she and her little girlfriend will be mine do what I please. I can't wait to see their faces when this all over.
The doors to the library opened as someone stepped in. "Hello."
"Ugh yes how may I help you."
"Wesley-Wyndam Pryce."
"Watcher."
"Yes, now I am looking for Faith do you know where I may find her?"
"She and Buffy just left I'm sure they'll return shortly. Please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"So Dr. what's my diagnosis?"
"Well you have a low Faith intake."
"What would you recommend."
"A Faith transplant. It's a very intense procedure but it should be effective in your particular case."
"Well Dr. when can we begin."
"I can begin the first procedure now." Lifiting me up Faith places me on the lab table as she stands in between my legs she begins suckling at me neck.
"My Dr. I feel myself getting better." However when the door is thrown open and the lights come on. I'm the one in trouble as the little troll Snyder stares at us.
"Miss Summers what in the name of?"
"Principal Snyder I was."
"Save it you Miss Summers have just gotten yourself a week of detention, as for you well whoever she is I want her off of school grounds before I call the police."
"Yes sir." Jumping from the table Faith and I head for the door. Before we're out the door Snyder offers one more comment.
"I will be calling you mother about this incident."
"Sorry B."
"Well I could do without the detention but for the other benefits I can deal."
"So looks like you'll be patroling and I'll be with Angel tonight."
"Faith I want you he can't change that."
"I know that B but I've never felt this way about anyone, I ugh better go round up Angel."
"Faith..."
"We'll talk later." As I head towards my last class. Faith heads to the library.
PART 3: Darkest Before The Dawn
Author's Notes: To my biggest supporter J. Here's to finding out who you are.
Great I just had to go and play Dr. Love now B's got detention and I'm stuck vamp-sitting. Shit of all the ways to ruin a day. As I enter the library G-man is sitting talking some stuffed suit. I almost head right back out the door when they both turn to look at me.
"Yes here's Faith now is Buffy with you?"
"No she's in class. Let me guess new watcher."
"Wesley-Wyndam Pryce."
"Cool but I don't need another watcher you don't last too long with me around me."
"I can assure you Faith that the council has sent me with only your interest at heart."
"Uh, so G-man change of plans I'm taking over for B tonight."
"Alright. Faith then I'll take you to the mansion."
"Cool."
Urgh I hate this. Detention is hell. There's nothing to do and I swear that guy keeps blowing me kisses. Weirdo. Faith would. It's not important what Faith would do. That's how I got in here. But I can't help it. She is so hot and I really did need a Dr.'s touch. And last night. I'm grinning I know it. I didn't know two people could do that. After this I've got patrol then no Faith will be with Angel all night at least until dawn. Which means if I won't see her until morning we'll see about that.
Nice digs for a dead guy. As we bring him in we chain up to the wall. Handing him a pair of pants I leave G-man to dress him. I'm really not touching that one. Walking around the place it's still a mess from the last time they were here. I hope we never go thru something like that. Willow once told me that Angel and Buffy were like the Romeo and Juliet of their time. I don't know if we're there yet but it wouldn't be so tragic at least that way.
Stake one... Two come up in their place. I am so going to need a non-fat frozen yogurt after this. Who am I kididng that wouldn't hold me. Only thing that can help me is five-eight and a tank-topped goddess. As I head thru my last cemetery something catches my eye. Moving towards it I found a group of vamps. I dust three but before I can get to the other two. Something impales me as drop to my knees my mind begins to get a bit muggy. Suddenly I'm seeing visions of bodies and I'm suddenly very warm. My body seems to be on autopilot I begin heading towards her.
Angel sits in the corner he's watching me he hasn't said a word. Which is fine by me I'm not all that interested in talking to him anyway. However I'd wish he'd stop staring it's really annoying.
It's maddening the way she wreaks of Buffy. It's all over her, as if she has taken on part of her almost as if they're one. I'm going to have to work this from a different angle Faith isn't as naive as Buffy she'll see right thru me. Especially since she knows I was her first, I know it makes her more alert around me but I wonder is she burning inside. We'll just have to find out. Tugging on my chains. I watch as her head flies up. She is on me in an instant.
"Down tiger. I was just testing em. Haven't used since Buffy and I played house. Ummff." That earned me a kick to the boys. But I can tell that wasn't anything more than friendly fire. Yet there is fire in that girl and fire can often lead to smoldering burn of evil.
Shit head. I gotta remain calm. He's not worth it. I need some air I'll just head outside and get some air then I'll be okay.
Standing outside I take in the crisp cool air. I hear a low rattle in the distance. Stepping out of my shadow I see something in the bush. B comes out hands up. As she moves towards me there is a stalk to her walk. She pushes me against the wall and silences me with a kiss.
"B. Not that I don't want to be making out with you..." Why is my mouth moving. That was the dumbest thing I coulda said. Thankfully B hasn't paid my little outburst any attention. Which is good for my mouth and currently getting better for my "happy place" as her hand snakes its way into the waistband of my jeans. I'm suddenly aware of just how far she's willing to go as she pops the button to my pants then my zipper begins to lose its holding and I feel a cool breeze beginning to caress my bottom. B has dropped to her knees and I'm on way to naked town. She slowly pushes me back catching me we roll to the ground the grass cushions my fall as she slides down the length of me. In my wildest dream I never imagined B would go this far, I'm not complaining but this is outrageous.
I can hear her thoughts. This is great, Faith isn't even aware whatever hit me has given me an added bonus. I wonder what she'll do if I do this...
"Hey." Ouch. That hurt she bit me. I think we better nip this in the bud, bad choice of words seeing as she just did.
This is getting better by the minute. Buffy's been hit by an Avalark demon she's going to pounce on anything that moves. Poor little Faith is headed for heartbreak. I'll just have to be here to pick up the pieces.
As my eyes roll into the back of head I slowly come down from my wave. B is already looking at me like she's not done yet. I don't think I can take anymore. Yet she's stopping and this time I scream...
I guess I better stop before I break her. Wouldn't want that. Maybe I can go the Bronze there should be something I can play with. Moving back up to Faith I kiss her and then leave. She'll be out of it for awhile best not be around when she comes down.
"Now this is treat." Angel sat up a little straighter as I entered the room. I know he knows I'm not his Buffy the sweet innocent little twit he dallied with once upon a time. Yet I can't take the pleasure of wanting to toy with him just once for fun. Sex is not what I'm after it would anger only enrage Faith if I bothered to hit that level of debauchery. No I have something better in store.
"Are you done playing with dyke's yet. I'm sorry that just slipped out." He's grinning and I know he's aware that I'm sure he isn't Angel.
"Angelus I expected a little more from you, but coming from the boy who murdered his family it's fitting."
"Are we going to rehash the past or can we make with the smoochies."
"If you want to dance with Mr. Pointy fine by me. I could use a good slay."
"What your girl didn't do it for you."
"No that was for her pleasure. Staking you is joint benefits." I wish I could savor the look on his face when the wood makes contact with his heart but poof he go bye-bye. And that's that. Yet an idea is forming a red head has suddenly worked her way into my brain.
Smiling I've decided where I'm going to play next....
The club is packed tonight but it doesn't hold me, slidding thru the line I find my next target. There she is watching so intently as her boyfiend strums his guitar. It's so cute I'm tempted to just let this one go yet it's Willow and who can resist such a welcomming treat. Saunteering over to her I slide up next to her. She smiles and I take that as an opening.
"Wills has anyone told you have like the cutest little butt." Before I can add the next line everything is black.
Urrrrgggghhhhh my head. B. As I slowly come back to earth. I'm aware that I'm naked and in the yard. What the? Buffy... It dawns on me I got, gotten. Pulling up my clothes I dash back into the mansion a pile of dust greets me. "So long dust boy." Maybe I shouldn't have said that. Whatever. Okay if I were a hormonally charged Buffy where would I go. Shit Willow. Racing out the door I head straight for the Bronze. The bouncer tries to hold me but I slipped thru. Looking for Oz, Devon tells me they headed to the Magic Box.
Which was my next stop anyway. Running out the door I hit the Magic Box in record time. Bursting thru the door Giles and Willow have B hoovering over some design on the floor. She seems to be out of it but I know whatever's happening it's for her own good.
"Faith bring me that vial." I turn to my right to see the pink liquid. As I begin to hand Giles the vial he raises an eyebrow. Shrugging my shoulders he decides to point out the obvious.
"Faith urh-hm you have to give it her."
"Okay sure but why me."
"Oh bloody hell... This particuliar demon when introduced to."
"Willow what is he babling about you know I'm not into all this witchy stuff I slay that's it."
"Apprently the Avarlark demons are all female and well when humans are exposed to them they get all Sappho."
"Huh."
"They make with the lady smoochies."
"Okay. Now I got you." Kneeling down I take B in my arms placing the vial to her lips I slowly turn it up. I wait as her eyes begin to flutter she focuses on me. I watch as the last few hours begin to run thru her head.
"Uh-oh."
"B hey are you okay."
"What happened?"
"Oh no you don't, I can't believe this I'm your best friend and you didn't tell me. I had to figure this out with Giles."
"Wills I'm... Faith help me out here."
"B you left me naked outside. Outside."
"Giles anybody."
...continued in Something To Talk About...