Sing to Me
by Mary Jane
Rating: NC-17
"What is this?" Buffy asked as Faith handed her a neon green flyer.
"Just read it." Faith answered.
Buffy read: KARAOKE NIGHT
Where: Bronze
When: Friday, October 12
Time: 7:00 pm-till
"What? Are you crazy?" Buffy said when she finished reading.
"No, not crazy. Just thought we need to get the gang together to blow off some steam. Have fun. Get Drunk. Since we can't do all this after next week."
"Have you forget something..like the fact that we..well mainly you can't sing."
"I never said we had to sing. We could dance, get drunk," Faith said then lowered her voice to a mumble, "get laid even."
"You can get laid without getting drunk."
"I know, had to catch your attention somehow, cause you don't have much fun anymore."
"I have fun."
"Doing what? Getting slain by a slayer?"
"I have more fun than that."
"When?"
"When I'm doing the slaying."
"That don't count, me slaying you, you slaying me. All same idea."
"I think it counts."
"I think we need a change of subject."
"Yeah, me too." Buffy said relieved to hear that line.
"So, what about it?" Faith asked. ~Glad she agreed with the subject change.~
"I guess, but what about Dawn?"
"Bronze is making an exception, she can get in. Just she has to get one of them damn stamps."
"I hated those."
"Me, too. But I always washed them off."
"Didn't we all?"
"I don't think Red ever did."
"Probably not, but she drinks quite often for someone so smart."
"She's trying to be more normal, killing brain cells and all."
"It doesn't seem to be working."
"Yeah, she is still as smart as Giles."
"Speaking of Giles, when are we gonna tell him the news."
"And which news would that be, that his slayer is sleeping with the so called evil slayer or the news that everyone knows and has known for-like-ever, the fact that he needs to get laid."
"The latter would be easier to report, but I'm afraid it's the first, we have to break down for him."
"He needs to be told both."
"I hope he doesn't kill over when we tell him that we're sleeping together."
"He could kill over from either one of the reports."
"I understand that. It's just we've been hinting around at the getting laid part and it's not as apparent for them to realize that we're sleeping together."
"Yeah but see we are trying not to make it that obvious."
"You'd think they'd catch on by now, because every time we go in a room together the door is locked."
"Yeah but see they don't have the Spiderman senses and we do."
"They aren't Spiderman senses, they are slayer senses. We don't have little hairs growing out of body parts-"
"-Actually we do."
"You know what I mean." Buffy said tilting her head and putting her hands on her hips.
~If she only knew how sexy she is when she does that~ Faith thought, "Yeah I do." She said trying to get those thoughts out of her head and back to their conversation ~Spider senses.. Hair out of body parts...Convo before that... Our relationship not obvious to gang and Giles...Tell Giles he needs to get laid..~ Pushing away the thoughts in her head she asked, "So, you are in for karaoke night?"
"Yeah."
"Gotta tell the others now."
"They're probably at-"
"Don't say his name." Faith said as her thoughts flooded yer mind. ~B in my arms, ...dancing...in bed.....Skimpy Santa suit..birthday suit.~
Buffy trying to read Faith's expressions ~seen them before but don't remember when~ "I'll go call and tell the others."
Faith's thoughts were pushed aside, when she heard Buffy's harmonious voice. "Okay."
"Be right back." Buffy said leaving the room.
~Take your time...gives me time to get my thoughts together and to think happ-No not happy thoughts, clean thoughts...Dammit that don't help, just makes them more...not clean...Hope no one can read my mind.~
"Okay back. They said they'll meet us there after we patrol. They'll watch Dawn."
~You're not helping either~ "Works for me. When they getting her?"
"They're picking her up after school, tomorrow."
Faith made some more of those familiar but unidentified expressions.
~Where have I seen those expressions at?~ Buffy asked herself.
"Well we better join the scoobs or go train. We gotta be ready for 'Halloween on the Hellmouth.'"
"We can do either one the scoobs are at the Magic Box." Buffy said knowing Faith was hoping for the latter.
~How did I know she was gonna say that, she needs to pick the latter goes with my not so clean thoughts.~ Faith thought as her sexual thoughts that followed stimulated her core.
"Since we are partying tomorrow we need to train extra hard."
~Her thoughts are either not in the gutter or really camouflaged...I just hope mine can swim and survive water falls.~
~Finally an expression I recognize and the others are coming in clear...Hope her thoughts had swimming lessons cause if not, they all drowned...a long time ago.~ Just thinking about the last time she saw Faith's expressions, her thoughts seem to be catching up with Faith's. And of course triggering her core.
Their rated R (maybe X) thoughts were disturbed by the phone ringing. Buffy picked up the phone on like the 5th ring. "Hello."
"You and Faith might wanna get over here." Willow said.
"Okay. Be there in a little. Bye." Buffy hung up the phone. "Gotta get to the Magic Box."
"Why? Giles have a heart attack?" Faith said jokingly.
"That's not funny."
"I think it is cause that would mean he got laid, cause he doesn't know about us, yet."
"I doubt he got laid either, so he is okay with exception of his head spinning off cause he's read to many damn books."
"To him there is no such thing as too many books."
"Then the only thing left is he has bad news."
"And bad news means training."
~Training equals good...Buffy in sports bra and shorts...even better...hot and sweaty.~
~Splash, splash...Help...Can't swim~ Buffy thought reading Faith's face. "Faith chill, your thoughts are drowning."
"I taught them to swim." Faith said turning a light shade of red.
"We better go. Maybe that will stop the flooding of the Earth."
"I doubt it. We'll just get a new one."
"Yeah, until you drown all of them."
"I haven't drowned that many."
"And I'm a virgin."
"Liars go to hell."
"Guess that's another place we'll be going together." Buffy said as she and Faith walked out the door.
"As long as we're together, I'm happy."
"Don't drown anybody in the next hour or so."
"That's hard to do."
"You seem to do it pretty easily."
"I'm talking about the not drowning part, not being easy."
"Thought you taught them to swim?"
"Some..The ones with you in them."
"So the rest of the world is screwed?"
"Yeah with exception of Giles."
"That's not funny."
"Yeah it is."
"No it isn't."
"Okay, B, since you like being right, I'll quit arguing." ~Yeah right on top of me.~
"Splash, splash...good thing you taught me to swim." Buffy said like the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz.
Faith turned a light shade of red again, with a I-wish-you'd-quit-bringing-that-up look.
"We're almost there, we gotta get all serious before we go in and not be laughing. They might think something's up."
"Something is up, B. We just want it to be our little secret for now."
"Yeah, until we tell Giles and the gang or you drown them all in your thoughts."
"I prefer the latter."
"Me, too. Be serious, we have to act like we are talking about 'Halloween on the Hellmouth' or something to that extent."
"Okay. Let's see. What about I hate 'Halloween on the Hellmouth'."
"Me, too."
Buffy and Faith walked into the Magic Box.
"Hi, guys." They said together.
"Hi." Everyone else said consecutively.
"So what were ya'll talking about?" Willow asked.
"Halloween on the Helmouth." Buffy answered.
"I hate that." Xander added.
Giles walked in about that time.
"Yeah, daddy, why can't I trick-or-treat like the rest of the kids?" Faith asked Giles.
"Don't worry you'll get to go trick-or-treating." Buffy whispered, so only Faith could hear. Buffy watched as Faith's expression changed. "Splash, Splash." She whispered again.
"Damn you." Faith whispered coming back to reality.
"I know." Buffy whispered back.
While Buffy and Faith were making plans for Halloween; Willow, Kennedy, and the rest of the gang were trying to stop laughing, long enough to answer Giles' repeated questions. "What's so funny? What did I miss?"
After about five minutes, he gave up and started talking about the new 'Big Bad' and how much work it will be to beat it. "Lots of training."
~Well Faith is happy~ Buffy thought as Faith's face held a big smile. ~I need to wash her mind out with soap.~
~Buffy..training..sports bra..shorts..slaying..Halloween..Trick or Treat.~
"Okay, Giles we'll start right now." Buffy said.
Buffy and Faith walked-well Faith jolted-into the training room.
"Do you think papa wants to join us at the Bronze tomorrow night?" Faith asked trying to clear her face of what was going on in her head.
"Probably not." Buffy said ~that can't be what is really going on in her head.~
"That would be funny though."
"Yeah, it would, I guess we need to ask him so he don't feel left out."
"If we want him to sing, we gotta get him wasted."
Buffy and Faith started changing, Faith finished first hoping to catch a peek at Buffy's naked body. All Faith got to see was Buffy's stomach from right below Buffy's breast to the top of her shorts.
~Dammit, not quick enough.~
~Ha ha, I watched you and that sexy, built tanned body...ok enough drowning for now...hot and sweaty...She is right it is hard to stop.~
"Now who's doing the drowning?" Faith asked noticing the same expression on Buffy's face as Buffy had seen on her before.
"I'm not drowning anyone."
"Yeah, and I'm Madonna."
"Then where's your baby?"
"In your belly."
"I'm not pregnant."
"Wanna be?" Faith said seductively.
"Don't think you could assist in conception."
"Damn that's right, I don't have the right tool."
"So you aren't Madonna."
"Hey maybe I can borrow Giles' tool, he don't use it."
"Eww, that's gross. He's like my dad."
"That would give him a heart attack and we wouldn't have to tell him."
"And he's old enough to be my grandfather."
"I've always heard you end up doing someone like your grandfather. Sorry B." Faith apologized as she and Buffy began training.
For the next hour or so they pushed thoughts away and drowned lots of people, til they couldn't ignore the burning sensation each one caused in the other's center.
Buffy knocked Faith's legs out from under her, then pounced on top of her straddling her. Buffy placed her hands on Faith's hips and slowly slide her hands up to Faith's breasts and massaged them roughly, then flicking the nipples with her nails. Then she stooped down and placed her lips, upon Faith's left breast and flicked that nipple with her tongue, then moved over to the other one repeating the same actions.
Buffy slid Faith's shirt over her shoulders and head, then tossed it over towards the weight bench. Buffy slid her body the rest of the way up Faith's body, where their cores were touching. Faith reached down to the base of Buffy's shirt, then pulled it over her head, and tossed it the same direction as Buffy threw hers.
They erratically kissed and ran their hands over the others body. Faith ran her finger tips down buffy's spine, giving Buffy goosebumps.
Faith slid her hands in between the waistband of Buffy's shorts and the small of her back. She cuffed Buffy's ass to pull Buffy closer-even though that was impossible. Faith slid her hands to Buffy's hips then toward her core. Feeling the heat radiating from Buffy's center, she moved her hand back to Buffy's hips to brace Buffy so they could roll over.
With Buffy now on her back, Faith slid her shorts off. Then placing two fingers into Buffy, pulling them out slowly them forcing them back into her.
Buffy had almost reached her high point, when someone knocked on the door.
~Dammit and I was in control for once.~ Faith thought.
~Dammit and I was close to going over the edge.~ Buffy thought.
Both slayers jumped up and ran to put on their clothes.
"What?" Both slayers, pissed, called out at the door, from which came another knock.
"Can we talk to you about tomorrow night?" Willow asked as the door opened.
~You disturbed us for this?~ Faith asked in her thoughts.
"Sure." Buffy said trying to hide the pissedness. ~And this couldn't wait.~
"Okay well we wanted to know who all was coming." Willow asked.
~What's so important that this question couldn't wait till tomorrow or at least after my turn.~ Buffy thought.
"As far as I know; me, B, you two, Anya, Xander, and Dawn," Faith answered.
"We thought about asking Giles and maybe Spike to join us." Buffy added.
~Spike?!~ "We never said anything about Spike."
"Sorry, I just thought about it."
"How long ago?" ~Please don't say it was while you were on top of me or while I was in you...Please, oh please.~
"After she asked, Ba-" Buffy cut herself off remembering that Willow and Kennedy were right there witnessing a concerned lover's speech, with Faith being the concerned lover. ~I hope they didn't catch that.~
Kennedy being more observant than Willow, apparently caught it cause she began to smile.
~Damn you, Faith.~
~Damn you, B.~
~I can't believe I didn't see it before.~ Kennedy thought.
~Please don't say anything.~ Buffy and Faith both begged in their thoughts.
"Are we gonna have to sing or are we gonna just hang out?" Willow asked.
"Mainly to hang out you can sing if you want but we aren't gonna make you." Faith answered.
"Okay, just wondering." Willow said walking away.
"Do I need to train with ya'll?" Kennedy asked. ~Say yes, need to talk.~
"If you want." Faith answered.
~What? You just gonna leave me hanging.~
"Okay, thanks, let me go change first." Kennedy said running over to her bag beside Willow's chair.
While Kennedy was changing Buffy asked, "Why'd you say that?"
"What that Kennedy can train with us? You didn't see her smile when you cut yourself off? She has it figured out. I'm not gonna bring it up, she has too and since she asked to train with us. I figure she wants to say something." Faith explained.
"Okay as long as she brings it up and you make it up to me."
"Don't worry I will." Faith said seductively.
When Kennedy walked in Buffy and Faith were stretching. She walked over to them and asked, "So when did this happen?"
"What happen?" Buffy said knowing what Kennedy was talking about.
"When did you two become an item?"
"So you did catch it?" Faith asked.
"Yeah somewhere between the concerned lover's spill and the cut off baby part."
"Thought you had, seen the look on your face after the baby part."
"So how long?"
"Seven months, three weeks, four days, and six hours." Buffy answered.
"Where's the minutes and seconds?" Kennedy asked sarcastically.
"Let's see, it would be 25 minutes and 12 seconds."
"You kept up with all that?" Faith asked.
"Yeah, didn't you?"
"Of course I did."
"Wouldn't that put it around the time Faith arrived in Sunnydale?" Kennedy asked.
"A couple of days after."
"When were you planning on telling the gang?"
"We were hoping we wouldn't have to, but it'll be soon."
"You might want to do it today, or they'll have it figured out tomorrow."
"How?" Buffy asked.
"If you sing, you'll prob sing songs for the other one and with you being drunk you'll end up saying or doing something that will tip them off, like today."
"We're gonna tell Giles first."
"Yeah might be a good idea," Faith said, "since he's like your dad."
"What next?" Kennedy asked.
"We could meditate?" Faith said knowing that physically trainning with Buffy would put them right back where they were, but with a spectator. "Works for me."
"Me, too." Buffy said.
The two slayers and the potential sat down in a triangle, close enough that when they move their hands they would graze another's hand.
Kennedy was the only on actually meditating. Buffy and Faith were drowning people with their thoughts.
~Buffy in me.~
~Faith on me..I wish Faith was on me right at this very minute.~
Faith started hearing Buffy's voice in her thoughts as if they were actually talking ~Wish Red's girl wasn't around.~
~And whose fault is that.~
~I don't know.~
~I think you do.~
~Why am I talking to you, normally words aren't used, with exception of our name's, a couple of 'almost there's, 'you can do it's and-do screams and moans count as words?~
~Here too, I don't know.~
~Buffy on me...stripping me.~
~My fingers in Faith...in...out.~
~Her mouth over my core~ Faith's thoughts caused her to actually 'feel' kinda what was happening.
~My tongue in side her...wiggling.~
~Buffy I have something to tell you.~
~I have something to tell you too.~
~You first.~
~No, you.~
~How bout we do it together?~
~Okay.~
~On three.~
~One~
~Two~
~Three~
~I love you~ both slayers said at the same time.
With this said, Faith and Buffy opened their eyes and looked at each other.
~What the hell?~ Faith thought as she slid her hand over Buffy's, then asked ~Buffy if you can actually here me, squeeze my hand.~
Buffy squeezed Faith's hand ~Faith if you can hear me whisper something so only I can hear you.~
"I love you, B."
~Oh my God, how are we doing this?~
~I don't know but it's freaking me out.~
~Me too.~
~Wonder if Will or Giles knows.~
With this thought both slayers were up and walking towards the door, with Kennedy following.
"Willow, question, Is it possible for two people to share thoughts?" Buffy asked.
"Yeah, but the two people have to have some sort of bond. Why?"
"We were meditating and somehow my and Faith's thoughts ran together."
"That's probably cause you have a bond as slayers and you both were in an open state of mind."
~That's probably not the bond that's causing it.~ Kennedy thought.
"Is there any other bonds that could cause this?"
"Yes, there is but I bet it's the being slayers."
"What else could cause it?"
"Being twins, best friends, close sexual relationship."
"So for us to do it again our minds would have to be open."
"Yeah."
"How close do we have to be?"
"Depends on how strong your bond is."
~Are we still connected?~ Faith wondered.
~I'm here, Baby.~
~We need to tell Giles.~
~I know.~
~Willow is hitting all around it.~
~I'm afraid of his reaction.~
~It'll be okay, he'll understand.~
"Are ya'll doing it again?" Willow asked.
"Yeah." Both answered.
"What thought are ya'll sharing?" Kennedy asked with a cheesy smile on her face. Faith shot her back a look that said 'Be glad you aren't beside me.'
"We were talking about Giles-"
"-wondering where he is." Faith finished.
"He's in his office." Willow said.
"Thanks, we need to talk to him, so we'll be back."
"Okay." Both Willow and Kennedy said.
Buffy and Faith walked to the office, discussing how they were gonna tell Giles.
~We could just say, 'Giles we are kinda sleeping together, hope you don't mind.'~ Faith said.
~Or we could hint around it first them tell him if he don't figure it out.~
~So which one?~
~Your way is faster so let's do that.~
~Okay you gonna tell him or you want me to.~
~I'll do it~ Buffy said as she and Faith stopped at the door.
"Just remember I am right here." Faith whispered pulling Buffy into her arms and kissed her.
"Okay." Buffy said pulling out of Faith's arms, "Will you hold my hand?"
"Yes, Baby." Faith said as she and Buffy grasped each other's hand. "You ready?"
"Yeah."
Faith opened the door and held it open for Buffy, hiding their entangled hands behind Buffy's back.. Buffy walked through the door, grazing her hips against Faith's.
Once they were both in the office, Giles looked up, "What is it?"
"We've got something to tell you." Buffy said. ~I don't want to do this.~
~You want me to.~
~I will, just need some help.~
~I am right here for help, I'm not letting you do this alone.~
"Well, what is it?" Giles asked again.
"Me and Faith are telepathic." Buffy started.
"That's probably because you are slayers."
"There's a stronger bond between us than that."
There was a moment of silence.
"Well?"
Faith pulled Buffy closer and whispered, "You can do it, Baby."
"Well, it's like this, we are kinda together." Buffy said.
"You and Faith?" Giles said choking over his words.
Buffy nodded.
"When?What?Huh?" His words running together.
"Faith and I have been sleeping together for almost 8 months." Buffy said not going into as much description as before.
"Do ya'll really love each other?"
"I really love, Faith-"
"-And I really love Buffy." Faith said as she pulled Buffy in front of her. She wrapped her arms wrapped around Buffy placing her thumbs down the front of Buffy's shorts. Faith moved her head to where her chin rested on Buffy's right shoulder. Buffy leaned her head against Faith's.
"Well..Yes." Giles said kinda nervous from watching the passion between the two slayers, in the small time they were showing it.
~Maybe he'll see that we are meant for each other and how we feel for each other.~ Buffy thought.
~He will, Baby.~
~I'm glad you're here.~
~Me, too. I will always be here.~
~I love you, Faith.~
~I love you, too, B.~
Faith released Buffy enough for them to turn their heads and kiss.
"Umm...Yeah." Giles said standing up and grabbing a book off his shelf.
Buffy and Faith broke away.
"Sorry." Buffy said with a smile on her face.
"Yeah, we better get going, gotta tell the rest of the scoobs." Faith said.
"Wait, before we go. Giles we're all going to the Bronze tomorrow night for karaoke night and we were just wondering if you would like to join us."
"The Bronze really isn't my scene, but I think I might be able to handle it one night."
"We'll we're planning on getting there around 8:30; 9 o'clock. Me and Faith will be a little late, cause we are gonna patrol first."
"Okay."
"See you later."
"Bye."
"Bye." Faith and Buffy said concurrently, as they walked out the door and shut it behind them.
"That went better than I thought is was." Buffy said.
"You were great."
"Well, I had a little help." Buffy said as she pulled Faith into her arms, "I love you, Baby."
"Me, too. Forever and Always."
"Now, we've gotta tell the gang."
"You want me to do it?"
"You can help again."
"Okay."
"Question is how are we gonna tell them."
"You can do it like you did Giles."
"But Willow and Kennedy already know we are telepathic."
"You could just say what's on your mind."
"Will you hold my hand again?"
"If that's what you want."
"That's what I want."
"Okay, you ready?"
"As ready as I'll ever be."
Faith intertwined her fingers with Buffy's as they kissed.
Then they walked back to where everyone was.
Buffy and Faith walked over to the table at which everyone was sitting. "Hi, Guys." They received from the table.
"Hi." Faith said.
"We've got some news." Buffy said.
"Is it good or bad?" Xander asked.
"Depends on how you take it." Faith answered.
"Okay."
"Willow about the telepathic thing-"
"-You're telepathic?" Dawn broke in.
"Me and Faith are."
"Anyway, back to what you were saying." Willow said.
"There is a stronger bond than us being slayers."
Everyone just now noticing their hands, their faces held confused expressions.
"You're sleeping together?" Willow whispered.
Buffy nodded.
"Okay can someone explain this to me cause I don't get it." Dawn said.
Anya started, "It's easy-"
"-Maybe someone else should explain it." Xander said.
"What?"
"We don't need you educating her more than she has to be."
"I'll do it." Faith said. "Dawn it's like this, Buffy and I found out we are telepathic, while we were meditating with Kennedy."
"How'd ya'll do that?"
"Well, we had opened our minds up, but didn't clear them-"
"-And our thoughts just, kinda, crossed." Buffy finished.
"Then we came in here and told Willow. She said it was probably because we were slayers, but it could also be if we were twins, or true lovers."
"By lovers you are meaning bed partners, right?" Dawn asked.
"Right." Buffy answered.
"So you are sleeping together?"
"Yes."
"So you are true lovers?"
"Yes." Buffy said as she looked at Xander's face, mouth wide open and eyes as big as saucers. "Xander is there a problem?" She said with a big smile on her face.
"How..how..lon..long..ha..have you been...to..together?" Xander said choking over his words.
Faith's smile grew ~exact date or approximate date?~
~Exact I wanna see his reaction~ Buffy answered.
"7 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, and 8 ½ hours." Faith answered.
Xander better be glad that the lower jaw is attached, cause it would have hit the ground.
"Wow, " Dawn said amazed, "I had no clue."
"That was kinda the point."
"We didn't want anybody to know before we were ready for them to know." Buffy said.
"Faith do you really love my sister?" Dawn asked.
"Yes I really love Buffy."
"Is it because she gives you pleasure?"
~What is this a conspiracy or something?~ Faith thought.
~Just answer her.~
~You don't want me to answer that question.~
~I may not but she does...and don't educate her more than you have to.~
~I won't.~ "It's because I love her."
"Can you prove it?"
"Yes." Faith pulled Buffy to her and put them in the same position as earlier. But this time Buffy slid her hands, all but thumbs, down the front of Faith's shorts, at the small of her back. Faith began to nibble on Buffy's ear.
Showing this much passion in front of their friends made them turn a light shade of red. Seeing this much passion coming from Buffy and Faith made Willow and Kennedy turn a light shade of red also.
"Okay, okay, get a room."
~Not a bad idea.~ Faith thought.
~Faith?!~
~What I can't help it.~
"One more thing, Faith." Dawn said.
~Oh no.~ "Yes."
"If you hurt Buffy I will hurt you."
"Dawn!" Buffy exclaimed.
"It's okay, Baby. Dawn, I don't think you have to worry about that, cause if I hurt Buffy, I will hurt myself."
"Okay, you pass."
"Any other questions?" Buffy asked.
"Yeah about tomorrow."
"Okay, We're gonna meet at the Bronze around 8:30 or 9:00. Dawn, Willow and Kennedy are picking you up after school. Giles said he might show up, we're gonna ask Spike. We won't be long after that cause we are patrol first. It's karaoke night."
"Are we gonna sing?" Xander asked.
"Only if you want to." Faith asnwered.
"You think we can get Giles to sing for us?" Dawn said laughing.
"Only if he's wasted." Anya joined in.
"I doubt that will happen." Xander said.
"Does he know about ya'll?" Willow said.
"Yeah we just told him." Buffy said as she and Faith walked over to a empty chair, still attached with Faith's legs spread and Buffy in between.
Buffy removed her hands from between Faith and herself and placed them over Faith's, whose thumbs were now on the outside of Buffy's shorts and the other eight covered by Buffy's shorts.
"How'd he take it?" Kennedy asked.
"Like he does everything else he's uncomfortable talking about." Faith answered sitting down, taking Buffy with her.
"You'd think by now he'd be more comfortable talking about the subject." Anya said.
"Yeah but see, he's old and they didn't bring it up in public back then." Willow said.
"Yeah, but he's been around most of us since we were in high school." Xander added.
"Maybe he'll grow into it." Dawn said.
"Maybe."
They kept talking about Giles and tomorrow night.
Giles entered the room to find everyone asleep. Dawn asleep with her legs pulled up in the chair and her head on her knees.
Anya's head on Xander's shoulder. Willow and Kennedy, hand-in-hand with their heads on the table. And Buffy in Faith's arms, her legs over one arm of the chair. Buffy's head against Faith's chest. Buffy's right hand up under Faith's shirt and the left wrapped around behind Faith's back.
~Guess I need to wake them up~ Giles thought as he walked over to the table. He then woke up Willow and Kennedy, who then rubbed their eyes and stretched.
The first thing Willow noticed was Buffy and Faith. She tapped Kennedy on the shoulder and them pointed in their direction. Willow pulled Kennedy over into her lap, kissed her them snuggled as they watched Giles wake them up.
Buffy stretched then kissed Faith, this was a ritual for every time they woke up.
When they realized that they were being watched they both turned a deep shade of red but their faces held big smiles.
~I'm glad they know.~ Buffy thought.
~Me, too, cause if we hadn't this would be hard to explain.~
~I know.~
~Guess we need to wake Dawn, Xander, and Anya.~
~Yeah, I'm ready to get a room.~
~I've been ready since Dawn said to.~
~I know, I'm ready to be paid back.~
~You know payback's a bitch, right.~
~Not this kind.~
~For you and me both.~
Buffy could see Faith's big smile and her eyebrows cocked up, even in her thoughts.
As the gang was leaving the Magic Box, Dawn ran into the door and the light pole that was right outside the door. Buffy knelt down, "Dawn get on, don't want you to damage your brain."
"Okay." Dawn mumbled as she crawled on.
When they all arrived at the house Dawn was asleep with her head on Buffy's shoulder.
Buffy and Faith walked upstairs.
"I'll meet you in there just let me put her to bed." Buffy said.
"I'll be waiting." Faith said as she walked into her and Buffy's room.
Buffy carried Dawn into her room and whispered, "Dawn, we're home you can crawl into your bed now."
Dawn groaned, then rolled her head.
"Dawnie, wake up long enough to get into bed."
Dawn put her legs on the floor then let go of Buffy's neck and crawled into bed.
"Night." Buffy whispered as she placed a soft kiss on Dawn's forehead. Then walked out the door.
Buffy walked into her room and didn't see Faith ~Where is she?~ She wondered as she walked in the room. She made it half way between the door and the bed.
~I'm right here.~
Buffy looked around ~Where?~
Faith shut the door slowly. "Right here."
Buffy turned and looked. Her eyes grew and mouth dropped when she seen Faith was wearing a pair of chaps and a man's flannel t-shirt. The shirt was kinda on the big side and was tucked into the chaps. Faith had a coiled whip dangling at her waist.
"Thought you might like it." Faith satisfied with the response.
"Who wouldn't like it?"
"Gotcha a present." Faith said pulling a box from under the bed.
"What is it?"
"Open it."
Buffy tore into the box, her eyes grew even more. She pulled out a pair of blue crotchless pants and a blue button up top. At the bottom of the box was two smaller boxes. Buffy picked up one of the boxes and opened it to find a sheriff's badge. She attached it to her shirt. "Guess we know who's in charge."
"I've always known. You've got one more present."
Buffy pulled out the last box, opened it up, "Cool, my own sex toys!" She said dangling the two sets of handcuffs by two fingers. Buffy stripped down. "You sure you want me to put this on?" She said lifting the clothes.
"Hell yeah I'm sure, cause I want to take it off you." Faith said with a big smile on her face.
"Okay, you win."
Buffy unbuttoned the shirt, then put it on. She slide the pants up and tucked the shirt in. You couldn't tell the pants were crotchless because her shirt covered the hole.
"We have to fix this," Faith said walking over to Buffy and kneeling in front of her. Faith unbuttoned the last two buttons, then pushed them to the side so she could see the hair. "That's better." Faith said as she placed her mouth over Buffy's center.
"Wait I wanted to play with my toys." Buffy whined.
"Okay." Faith said getting up.
"You wanna be punished first?"
"Punish me, Sheriff. I've been a bad girl." Faith said seductively, with an innocent smile on her face and her hands up and together, ready for the handcuffs to be put on.
Buffy put the cuffs on Faith and backed her to the closet door. She lifted Faith's arms and hooked them on the coat hooked at the top of the door.
Buffy then slid her hands down under Faith's chaps to the base of Faith's shirt. She then curled Faith's hair around her finger. Buffy untucked Faith's shirt them ripped it open, buttons flew everywhere. Buffy then grabbed Faith's breasts roughly, massaged them and flicked the nipples with her nails. She then placed two fingers on opposite sides of the nipples and rolled them.
Faith's nipples became hard and Buffy placed her mouth over Faith's left nipple, still pinching at the right one, and started sucking on it as if she was a hungry baby trying to get milk. Then she nipped at the nipple and flicked it, with her tongue. With every nibble, Faith let out a low moan of satisfaction.
Buffy left the left nipple and headed toward the right, never pulling her mouth off. She stopped after every inch to make sure she could still taste Faith, by sucking on her skin leaving a hickey before she would move another inch. It didn't bother her that she left the small marks, cause she knew they would heal fast and Faith wouldn't show her breast to anyone. When Buffy made it to the right breast, she performed the same actions as she did on the left. With every nibble and every moan, each slayer was aroused.
Buffy smelt Faith's arousal and used a finger to massage in between Faith's lips slowly stopping over the small hill in the middle of the valley, teasing Faith. Faith arched her back off the wall trying to shove Buffy's fingers inside her, but Buffy wouldn't allow it. Buffy teased Faith some more by sliding half her finger and pulling back out.
Every time Buffy pulled out Faith whimpered till Buffy was in her again.
Buffy knew Faith was almost to her peak and started shoving two fingers into Faith, without a pause between pulling out and reshoving them back in.
Buffy felt Faith's muscles contract around her fingers, but her motions grew faster as she kneeled. Buffy pulled her fingers out and placed her mouth over Faith's center, teasing Faith again with swift motions over her opening.
"C'mon, sheriff punish me more." Faith whimpered.
Buffy shoved her tongue towards Faith's core, wiggling it to massage the lining as Faith's muscles contracted more frequently and Faith's moaning grew louder, causing Buffy to pull Faith's legs over her shoulder trying to pull Faith's core closer to her.
Buffy punished Faith's core, until Faith let out a loud scream indicating that she had reached her peak and couldn't take anymore. Buffy pulled out and stood up licking Faith's juices from her fingers and lips. Buffy kissed Faith, who could taste herself mixed with Buffy.
Buffy unhooked Faith's hands, which had bruises around her wrist from tugging.
"Do they hurt, Baby?" Buffy asked.
"Hurt like hell, but they'll heal just like the hickeys." Faith said pointing at the equally spaced bruises across her valley.
"Sorry."
"Don't be, It's not your fault."
"Yes it is, I hurt you-"
"-Not on purpose. I told you to punish me."
"But I asked if you wanted to be punished."
"And I said 'yeah'."
"But I hurt you."
"Don't worry they'll heal."
"What if the others see the rings?" Buffy asked almost in tears.
"They won't."
"Okay."
"And I thought you were the innocent slayer. Who would've thought you to use sex toys roughly?"
"I AM innocent of using sex toys."
Faith gave her the you're-lying look.
"I am innocent of using sex toys with exception of chains."
"I know whips and chains all the way."
"Not to into whips, but gotta have the chains." Buffy pulled the sheriff badge off her shirt and pinned it to Faith's. "Now you're the sheriff."
"Cool that means the handcuffs are mine too, right?"
"Yep."
"Go me."
The next morning Faith woke up to Buffy running her fingers over her hands. Faith moved her chin to above Buffy's shoulder and placed a soft kiss on Buffy's cheek.
"Morning to you too."
Buffy and Faith both moved their heads to kiss, a very passionate kiss.
They were interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Yeah." Buffy called out as she and Faith rolled to look at the door.
"I'm leaving." Dawn said from the other side.
"Okay, be careful and don't forget Willow and Kennedy are supposed to get you."
"Okay." Dawn said walking away.
Buffy snuggled up to Faith and put one hand up Faith's shirt and her head rest on Faith's arm.
They laid there in silence for a couple of minutes.
Buffy raised Faith's shirt to see if the hickeys covering Faith's breast were still there. The small marks almost gone; they barely could be seen. The rings on their wrists not as dark as they were last night, but still noticable.
"I'm sorry." Buffy said.
"Don't be, it was great." Faith said pushing Buffy's hair from her forehead and placed a soft kiss there.
"Really?" Buffy looked up till her eyes met Faith's.
"Really, you were great."
"You were too."
"Thanks I guess."
Buffy yawned, "I need some coffee."
"Yeah me too, we gotta start getting ready for tonight."
"Yeah, what are you gonna wear?"
"I was planning on wearing my leather pants, of course, and a red tank top. What about you?"
"I thought about wearing the same thing but since you are I'll find something else."
"Like what?"
"Dunno I'll find something."
"Can I help?" Faith said seductively.
"I would say yes but I know that we would never get dressed then."
"Hey I like being naked with you."
"I like being naked with you too but we have a group date for tonight."
"Dammit I knew I shouldn't have done that."
"But just think after we get back we can be naked together."
"I'm ready for tonight then, actually I'm ready for any night I get to spend with you."
"If you really want to help me I will listen to your opinions."
"And I will give my opinions if you model for me."
"Let me think about it." Buffy said putting a finger to her chin, "No I think I'm gonna to surprise you."
"Oh goodie, I like surprises."
Buffy and Faith got out of bed and went down stairs.
They walked into the kitchen and the smell of coffee surrounded them. Dawn has made a routine of waking up and making coffee.
"I'm glad she learned how to make coffee." Buffy said getting two cups out of the cabinet and filling them with coffee.
"Me too cause she makes it means I don't have to."
"My thoughts exactly."
They then picked up the cups and walked into the living room, where they sat down on the couch.. Faith laid down and Buffy laid on her. Buffy was in between her legs and Faith's arms were around Buffy and her hands down the front of Buffy's shorts. Buffy lifted Faith's legs, so they locked in her lap. She ran her fingers over Faith's legs as Faith curled her hair around her fingers.
Willow and Kennedy walked down the stairs quietly, when they noticed Buffy and Faith on the couch. They walked over to the chair beside the couch. They turned and looked at Buffy and Faith who were asleep.
"Awww, They're so cute." Kennedy said.
"Yeah they look so innocent."
"But we both know that's just a look."
"Yeah."
The both giggled, which made Buffy and Faith jump. This in return caused Willow and Kennedy to laugh even harder.
"What the hell?" Faith asked removing her hands from underneath Buffy's clothes.
"Sorry." Willow appologized.
"Yeah we were just talking about how cute and innocent you two look snuggled together." Kennedy explained.
"So our cute innocentness made you laugh?" Buffy asked.
"Well kinda."
"So ya'll ready for tonight." Willow said changing the subject.
"Kinda, I've still gotta find something to wear-" Buffy replied.
"-And she won't let me help." Faith cut in.
Willow and Kennedy just looked at each other and smiled.
"Anyway so what's up?" Buffy asked.
"Nothing really, trying to get everything ready for tonight like what songs we gonna sing if we are gonna sing, what we gonna wear." Willow said.
~What we gonna be taking off, what we gonna do after wards~ Kennedy thought.
"Are ya'll gonna sing?" Faith asked.
"I am but not sure what I'm gonna sing yet." Kennedy said.
"I know what I'm singing but it's a surprise." Willow said.
"What about ya'll?"
"Don't know ain't decided yet." Buffy replied.
"Me, neither." Faith said.
Willow and Kennedy sat down in the chair and they all talked some more.
"Well guess we need to go get Dawnie." Willow said.
"I still gotta find clothes." Buffy said getting up as Willow and Kennedy walked out the door.
"But I don't want you to go." Faith said holding B's hand.
Buffy sat down on the edge of the couch, "I won't be long." She leaned down and gave Faith a kiss the ran up the stairs and started going through her closet.
"Wonder what she's gonna wear." Faith thought out loud ~easy access...sexy...skimpy...~
Faith's thoughts continued to arouse her. She became hot and sweaty just thinking about Buffy. She leaped up off the couch and ran upstairs and into the bathroom. She turned the cold water on and hopped in clothes and all.
She began rinsing her face, trying to calm down and shoving her hair back away from her face.
Buffy walked into the bathroom, "Mind if I join you?"
"Sure." Faith said.
Buffy crawled in the shower, "Why is the water so cold, Baby?"
"Uhh.." Faith paused "hot flash."
"Are you okay? Are you sick?"
"I'm fine."
"Then what caused the hot flash?"
Faith turned toward Buffy and smiled as she placed her hands on Buffy's hips.
"Oh." Buffy smiled and placed her tongue between her teeth.
"Yeah." Faith pulled Buffy closer to her and placed her lips over Buffy's.
Buffy lowered her tongue allowing Faith better access.
Faith started massaging the roof of Buffy's mouth with her tongue, arousing Buffy.
Buffy slid her hands down Faith's shorts, as Faith was pushing Buffy back to the wall. Faith placed her hands over Buffy's breasts massaging them and flicking the nipples with her thumb nails. She removed her mouth from Buffy's and moved it down to her neck. She slowly slid her tongue down to the top of Buffy's left breast. She traced circles around and up the breast to the nipple, where she flicked it with her tongue. She drew Buffy's nipple deeper into her mouth, nipping at it and making sucking noises.
Faith then hoovered her mouth over to the right breast, repeating the same actions but in a shorter time than before. Buffy lifted Faith's shirt up and over Faith's head.
Then Faith kneeled and spread Buffy's legs farther apart and started running a finger between Buffy's lower lips. Buffy's juices ran down Faith's fingers. Faith couldn't wait to taste them so she removed her finger and placed her mouth over Buffy's core.
Buffy started to moan softly. She arched her back into Faith.
Buffy had almost reached her peak, when the fire alarm started going off.
~Damn.~ Both slayers thought as they got out of the shower and ran out the bathroom to check the fire alarms.
They had checked every alarm, but they had not found the one going off.
Buffy listened a second, "Follow me." She said as she darted back upstairs and into the bathroom. They had forgotten the one in the towel closet. "Well we found the alarm but there was no fire." Buffy said cursing the alarm.
"Oh there was a fire alright but not one that would burn the house down."
"Oh really." Buffy said closing the space between them, then pushing Faith back to the cabinet and placed her lips over Faith's.
"Buffy," Faith said, breaking away, "we better get ready, considering we gotta go ask Spike to join us."
"Okay, but you can't see what I'm gonna wear until I have it on."
"Okay."
"I'll go get your clothes and hand them out the door to you and dress in here."
"Okay."
Both slayers walked to the bedroom door, Buffy went in and grabbed Faith's leather pants and red tank and handed them to her. Buffy and Faith both got dressed Faith faster than Buffy.
"Are you ready?" Buffy asked before she opened the door.
"Yeah."
Buffy stepped out and Faith's jaw hit the ground and eyes grew as big as saucers. "So what do you think?"
~Can't talk only think, nice, sexy.~ Faith was speechless, she didn't see this coming and neither will anyone else. Buffy was wearing a black leather miniskirt and a red bandanna top.
~Thought you might like it.~ Buffy thought walking up to Faith and pushed her jaw up and grabbed her hand, "Come on." and basically dragged Faith out of the house.
Buffy and Faith walked hand-in-hand through the cemetery.
~I hope I don't get any vampire dust on me~ Buffy thought.
~Me too. I rather see me on you~ Faith thought in return.
~I rather see you on me too, but we gotta behave in front of Dawn.~
~I'll see what I can do, but it prob won't be much.~
~As long as we don't teach her anything new.~
~That girl prob knows more than we all give her credit for. I mean she does go to Sunnyhell High.~
~True, I remember knowing quite a bit more than my mother thought.~
~See there.~
~Okay but still.~
~Okay.~
They arrived at Spike's crypt, "I'll go get him you wait out here." Faith said.
"Okay." Buffy said as Faith walked in.
"Okay, Spike your invited to go to the Bronze with the Scoobs for karaoke night."
"Okay." Spike gets up and walks past Faith.
"One more thing, DON'T make a move on Buffy, or I might have to hurt you."
"Don't worry." Spike followed Faith out side. ~Wow~ he thought when he seen Buffy. ~Get over her, can't have her. She don't want me.~
Faith opened the door still holding Buffy's hand.
Spike walked slowly behind them, ~go up, want to see that ass.~
Once they were in the Bronze, they wrapped one arm behind the others back and joined the rest of the scoobs. Willow, Kennedy, Anya, and Xander were sitting on the couch; Giles in a chair; Buffy and Faith sat down in another chair; and Spike took the last one.
"Where Dawn?" Buffy asked.
"She went to the bathroom." Willow answered.
"Okay."
"Nice outfit, Buff." Xander said.
"Thanks."
About this time, Dawn walked up. She was wearing a white body suit covered by a plaid school girl skirt.
~Wow, she looks just as good as Buffy, with her young supple breast...no can't do this..~ "Dawn you wanna sit with me?"
"Sure, can I sit in you lap?" Dawn said innocently.
~See there she knows how to make a guy all stiff. Must be a Summers' trait~ Faith thought.
~That's not funny.~
"I guess if you want to." Spike said.
Dawn walked over and sat down in his lap. She leaned back, where her head was beside his.
He placed his arms around her. ~No don't need to be doing this, She's a kid. Her sister's the slayer.~ But like most guys went with the thoughts of the wrong head. He hooked his fingers over Dawn's waist.
Dawn placed her hands over his.
~Told ya so, he's hooked.~
~And she's like a teenager.~
~You were too when you were with Angel.~
~That was different.~
~Oh, yeah. How?~
~I dunno, but it is.~
~Ok, B, whatever you say.~
~Then kiss me.~
Faith placed her lips over Buffy's and they were engaged in a long passionate kiss.
"I need a drink." Giles said, "Anyone else?"
"Yes, please." He received from everyone except from Dawn.
Giles left to get the drinks.
"I'm in a singing mood." Kennedy said volunteering to be first. She got up and ran up to the DJ told him what song she wanted to sing and he started playing the music.
"Do you wanna head set?" The DJ asked.
"Yeah." Kennedy got the head set put it on and got up on the stage. She then nodded for him to start the music.
"Baby you pretend that things ain't what they seem
All this tension telling me just exactly what we should be
Now I don't mind us being some kind of casual thing
Listen, all I wanna do right now is have your contact on me"
Kennedy started singing moving back and forth on the stage. Then she hit the chorus standing in one spot but putting action to the lyrics.
"Can you put your hands my waistline
Want your skin up against mine
Move my hips to the baseline
Let me get mine, you get yours
Hang a please don't disturb sign
Put my back into a slow grind
Sending chills up and down my spine
Let me get mine, you get yours"
She started moving again.
"Now listen
So, come on and freak my body
We can get nasty, naughty
All night a private party
Gotta hit that spot just right
Work me like a 9 to 5
It ain't about the kissin' and huggin'
Cause this is a physical lovin'
Straight sweatin', our bodies are rubbin'
Gotta hit that spot just right
Work me like a 9 to 5"
She went back to standing in one spot, never moving her eyes from Willow.
"We have a physical thing
We'll make love while in love
Let me get mine, you get yours
You spend all the time
So you get yours, and I get mine
All strings attached
I want your body, along with your heart
Let me get mine, you get yours
Can you put your hands my waistline
Want your skin up against mine
Move my hips to the baseline
Let me get mine, you get yours
Hang a please don't disturb sign
Put my back into a slow grind
Sending chills up and down my spine
Let me get mine, you get yours"
She started pacing again.
"Put your hands my waistline
Want your skin up against mine
Move my hips to the baseline
Let me get mine, you get yours
Hang a please don't disturb sign
Put my back into a slow grind
Sending chills up and down my spine
Let me get mine, you get yours"
Kennedy returned to her spot facing Willow, sending major body language with the last lines.
"Come here
Don't be shy
You'll like my bite
Let me get mine, you get yours"
She took off the headset and gave it back with a bow to the applauding audience. She turned to her friends, all applauding. Willow standing, running to meet her and gave her a hug and a kiss.
"The mic is free, any takers?" The DJ asked.
"I'll go sing." Anya said jumping up and walking up to the stage to tell the DJ what she's wanting to sing.
"There is no tellin' what she is about to sing." Xander said.
"You mean she didn't tell you?" Giles asked.
"She wouldn't, I asked."
"Oh Lord, help us all."
The music started, Anya held her hand to her ear, as if she was talking on the phone.
"DJ, please pick up your phone
I'm on the request line.
This is a Anya one-time exclusive
(come one)"
She started walking the stage and working the crowd.
"Is it worth it let me work it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i If you got a big (elephant), let me search it And find out how hard I gotta work ya I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya Put the pussy on ya like I told ya Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya Your girl actin' stank then call me over Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha You do or you don't or you will or won't ya Go downtown and eat it like a vulture See my hips and my tips, don't ya See my ass and my lips, don't ya Lost a few pounds and my whips for ya This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah Work it, I need a glass of water Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know ya Is it worth it let me work it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i If you got a big (elephant), let me search it And find out how hard I gotta work ya I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i If you a fly gal get your nails done Get a pedicure, get your hair did Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a Let's get drunk, that's gon' bring us closer Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster See the Belvedere playin' tricks on ya Girlfriend wanna be like me, never You won't find a bitch that's even better I make you hot as Las Vegas weather Listen up close while I take it backwards I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want I love your braids and your mouth full of floss Love the way my ass go bum-bum-bum-bum Keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum And think you can handle this gadong-a-dong-dong Take my thong off and my ass go vroom Cut the lights off so you see what I could do Is it worth it let me work it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i If you got a big (elephant), let me search it And find out how hard I gotta work ya I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i Boys, boys, all type of boys Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai Girl, girl, get that cash If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your ass Ain't no shame, ladies do your thang Just make sure you ahead of the game Just 'cause I got a lot of fame supa Prince couldn't get me change my name papa Kunta Kinte a slave again, no sir Picture black sayin', "Oh, yes a master" Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor Minnie Me and Big Ren can out last ya Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya When I come out you won't even matter Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh" So you act dumb like "Uh, duh" As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom Give you some-some-some of this Cinnabun Is it worth it let me work it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i If you got a big (elephant), let me search it And find out how hard I gotta work ya I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i To my fellas I like the way you work that To my ladies You sure know how to work that"
Anya took off the headset and returned to her seat and a group of cocky smiling friends
"I guess I'll go next." Xander said. "And ya'll please don't laugh at me."
"We won't." Willow said.
"Or try not to." Faith said actually paying attention to what was going on.
Xander said, "Thanks," and walked up to the DJ, getting the headset and telling him what he wanted to sing. He gets on stage and gives the DJ the sign to start the music.
Xander also starts on the phone.
"Ah what cha doing
You know I'm coming over right
(now baby tell what you wanna do with me)
Now you got it hot for me already baby
Okay I'll be there in about uh, give me ten minutes
Be ready Ah Wear that little thing I like
(now baby tell what you wanna do with me)"
He points to his watch then pretends to be driving a car.
"It's seven o' clock On the dot I'm in my drop top Cruisin the streets - oh yeah I gotta real pretty - pretty little thing that's waiting for me I pull up Anticipating good love Don't keep me waiting I got plans to put my hands in places I never seen girl you know what I mean Let me take you to a place nice and quiet There ain't no one there to interrupt Ain't gotta rush I just wanna take it nice and slow (now baby tell what you wanna do with me) See I've been waiting for this for so long We'll be makin' love until the sun comes up Baby I just wanna take it nice and slow (now baby tell what you wanna do with me) now here we are Drivin' round town Contemplating where I'm gonna lay you down Girl you got me sayin' My, my, my I wish that I could pull over And get this thing started right now I wanna do something freaky to you baby I don't think they heard me I wanna do something freaky to you So call out my name They call me XAN-DER-HA-RR-IS Now baby tell me what you wanna do with me Gotta nigga feenin' like Jodeci Every time that you roll with me, holdin' me Tryin to get control of me Nice and Slowly You know Never lettin' go Never messin' up the flow This is how the hook go Now tell me, do you wanna get freaky? Cause, I'll freak you right I will, I'll freak you right I will, I'll freak you like no one ha s ever made you feel. I'll freak you right I will, I freak you right I will, I'll freak ya, freak ya, like no one has ever made you feel...yeah! (now baby tell what you wanna do with me)"
Xander returned the headset and back to his friends.
"Wow." Faith said, "didn't know you could sing like that."
"Thanks."
"Yeah you were great." Dawn said.
"You were awesome." Willow said.
"Yeah." The rest of them agreed.
"Thanks."
"I gotta surprise for you, Baby." Buffy said as she gave Faith a kiss, got up and headed toward the stage.
~Oh really, striptease?~ Faith thought.
~Maybe tonight.~
~Oh goodie.~
Buffy told the DJ to play the music with her songs beat, and put on the headset. Then she started singing, starting out looking at her watch.
"8 o' clock Friday Night and I'm waiting
To finally fuck a girl a little hornier
Than me"
~Oh, brother~ Giles said opening his third bottle of Corona, after guzzling down the first two and doing the same with that one.
Buffy continued her song with a I'm-ready-for-tonight smile.
"Her name is Faith she' s a wild one with a Whip She wears leathers, but I'm not Sure for how long And when she walks, I lose all thought And my pants come off Ready to fuck Cause she's getting horny Creaming over me Listening to my moans With lust in her eyes It's best when she's in me If you were me then you'd Be, Screaming "Oh baby yes" as I Peak Fucking the girl all the bad girls want. She likes the tables and I like The bedroom Her closets full of leathers that Frame her ass She said she'd like to score in the kitchen And the bedroom She'll always know I'm the best That she'll ever have And when she walks I lose all thought And my pants come off Ready to Fuck Cause she's getting horny Creaming over me Listening to my moans With lust in her eyes She likes bondage Handcuffs attached Whip in hand Do toys make the fuck? It's best when she's in me If you were me then you'd Be, Screaming "Oh baby yes" as I Peak Fucking the girl all the bad girls want. There she goes again with nothing on And handcuffs in her hands She's turning me on I want to be Fucking All I can think about is her touch Now I'm getting horny Creaming over her Moaning her name Lust in my eyes I'm loving bondage Handcuffs included All she's gotta do is fuck me It's best when she's in me If you were me then you'd Be, Screaming "Oh baby yes" as I Peak Fucking the girl all the bad girls want. Cause she's the girl all the bad girls want to fuck."
Buffy returns the head set and turns to her friends with her tongue between her teeth.
Meeting Buffy on her way back, "Guess I'll go next." Faith said giving Buffy a promising kiss. Then heads for stage and gets headset "Just make some cool beat I'll go from there." She tells the DJ.
Faith started to rap.
"Here goes nothing, my name's Faith why am I here when I could be fuckin' my girls brains out I know this ain't rhymin' but hey I don't give a fuck all I wanna do is get out of here pass me another beer hey I made a rhyme look at me go how am I supposed to rap at the drop of a dime hey, hey I did it again why stop now? B your everything to me everything I wanna be Ii love you more than life itself how'd I do this to myself? it only took one look like the one you're given me now come on B lets get a room fast im so horny for you fuck, im outta here I'm about to get laid!"
Faith jumped off the stage and ran to sit in Buffy's lap, "You want the pleasure?"
"Sure, but wait till we get home."
"You take all the fun out of it."
"I know but we have all the fun we need." Buffy said placing her lips over Faith's.
"I wanna go next." Dawn said, "and I need you to help." She grabbed Spike's hand and dragged him to the stage.
"What am I supposed to sing?" Spike asked.
"Just make up something or go by the song."
"What if I don't know the song."
"Like I said make up something." Dawn gave Spike a quick kiss.
They got their headsets and the music began.
Dawn began singing.
"All you people look at me like I'm a little girl. Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world. Well I'm just trying to find out why cause slayings what I love. Get it get it get it get it (Whooa) Get it get it get it get it (Whooa, Do you like it) Get it get it get it get it (Ooooohhhh) (This feels good)"
Dawn and Spike are dancing around basically body-to-body.
"I know I may come off annoying, I may come off young But I feel for you, feel like kissing you What's living if not loving. What the hell, who cares? All I know is I want you when you're around. I'm a slave for you. I can't hold it I can't control it. I'm a slave for you. I can't deny it. I'm trying not to hide it. Baby, don't yo wanna kiss me. (I just wanna kiss you) From head to toe Baby, don't you wanna, lick me all over (Are you ready?) Leaving behind my name, my age (Let's go Like that You like it Now watch me) Get it get it get it get it (Whooa) Get it get it get it get it (Whooa, Do you like it) Get it get it get it get it (Ooooohhhh) I really wanna fuck tonight with you. (I just can't help myself) I really want you, Do you want me too. ( I just feel I let myself go) I really want to fuck tonight with you (Wanna see you naked) I really wanna do what you want (Uh uh uh) Baby don't you wanna fuck me ( I just wanna lie next to you) To another time and place Baby don't you wanna lie next to me (I'm ready) Leaving behind my name my age I'm a slave for you (It just feels right) for you (It just feels so good) I won't deny it I'm not tryin' to hide it (Baby) Get it get it get it get it.(Whooa) Get it get it get it get it (Whooa, Do you like it) Get it get it get it get it (Ooooohhhh) I'm a slave for you (Here we go now) I cannot hold it, I can't control it I'm a slave for you (Let's go) I won't deny it (Oh yes) I'm not trying to hide it (Just like that)"
Dawn and Spike walked back, Dawn in Spike's arms and with a shocked-ya'll smile on her face. They went back to how they were sitting before, but this time Spike's pants were tighter and his hands were over her covered core.
"Guess it's my turn." Willow said standing up. She walked to the stage got the headset from the DJ and put it on as she gave the DJ her song title, then got up on the stage and started singing."
"Oh Baby, Oh Baby Oh Baby, Oh Baby In love, In no belief Never found inside of Me Built these walls up so high Needed my room to breathe Oh Baby, Oh baby You tear them down Can't believe you've changed my mind Oh Baby, Oh Baby I saw your smile Stay with me a while All things fall in to place My heart, it feels so safe You are my melody That's where you take me With you I get so high Lost in the crystal sky You are this melody That's where you take me I never fell before How did u find my door The key up to my soul To you forever more Oh baby, Oh baby You make me rise < Stands on tip-toes> And never did I once think twice Oh Baby, Oh baby You make me stile Stay with me a while Ooh! All things fall in to place My heart, it feels so safe You are my melody That's where you take me With you I get so high Lost in the crystal sky (crystal skies) < Motions the sky above > You are this melody That's where you take me Afraid to let it all inside Now I wanna hear you'll stay with me a while stay with me a while la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la ;) la-la-la-la-la-la ;) That's Where you take me! All things fall in to place My heart, it feels so safe You are my melody That's where you take me With you I get so high Lost in the crystal sky You are this melody That's where you take me"
Willow walked back to her seat and snuggled up to Kennedy to whisper in her ear, "That's where you take me."
Giles jumped up and dodged to the stage.
"Oh brother, there is no tellin' what he is fixinta sing." Xander said.
"Probably something we ain't ever heard of.." Kennedy said.
"We gonna have to cut him off or something." Faith added in.
"Yeah he's done drank like more than all of us combined."
The music started and Giles began to rap.
"As I walk through the town of shadow and death I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left Cause I've been watching and researching so long that Even my slayers think I need to get some But I ain't ever crossed a woman that wanted it Me be treated like a pimp, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talkin, and how you walkin Or you and your G's might be next I hate not getting laid, but hey there's other ways As they pass by I see myself with a hand under the covers, fool < drops hand to cock acting like he's masturbating > I'm the kinda G that little homies never wanna be like Never have someone on their knees, so someone please I been spending my life in a watcher's Hell Never getting laid, and always using other ways Look at the situation they got me facing I can't live a normal life; I was raised by the dang Brits So I gotta be down with the hand Too much hand use got me arthritis I'm an educated fool with no money Got my books and my slayers I'm a stuffy old guy always researching And my slayers are tough so don't mess with me.fool Death ain't nothin but a bite away I'm living life slay or die, what else can I do? I'm horny now but will I get laid? The way things are going I don't know Tell me why I can't get a woman When everyone around me can I been spending my life in a watcher's Hell Never getting laid, and always using other ways Slaying and the laying, laying and the slaying Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's Fucking, but half them ain't looking What's goin on in the bedroom, but I ain't getting off They say I've got to get laid, but no one's volunteerin' If they don't ask for my number, how can they reach me I guess they can't I guess they won't I guess they front That's how I know I'll always be alone.fool I been spending my life in a watcher's Hell Never getting laid, and always using other ways Tell me why I can't get a good lay And the women hurt me so Tell me why I can't get a good lay And the women hurt me so"
Giles returns to his seat, everybody with their eyes basically popping out of their heads.
"Giles we love you but we gotta cut you off." Anya said.
About this time, Giles ran out the door.
"I'll go check on him." Xander said getting up and following Giles out the door, where he found Giles liquor all coming back up.
When Giles finished he told Xander, "Tell the rest that I've gone home."
"Ok." Xander went back in.
"So how was he?" Buffy asked.
"Fine, all that liquor caught up to him." Xander said.
They all began to laugh.
When the laughter broke, Buffy said, "Let's do a duet," to Faith.
"Ok, maybe I'll know the song."
"You know the song, quite well."
"Ok." Both slayers walked hand-in-hand to the stage.
They put on their headsets and gave the DJ the song for him to start playing.
"I love this song, especially when I'm with you."
"Me, too." They gave each other a quick kiss as the music started.
Buffy started singing.
"I want to tease you, I want to please you I want to show you, baby, that I need you I want your body 'till the very last drop I want you to holler, when you want me to stop And who can love you like me (nobody) Who can sex you like me (nobody) Who can treat you like me now, baby (nobody) Nobody, baby (nobody) And who can do it like me (nobody) And who can give you what you need (nobody) Who can do you all night long (nobody) Nobody, baby (nobody)"
Faith took over for her part.
"I want the night, for me and you So come here baby, and let me do it to you Don't be afraid, 'cause I won't bite I promise to give it to you Just the way you like And who can love you like me (nobody) Who can sex you like me (nobody) Who can lay your body down (nobody) Nobody, baby (nobody) And who can treat you like me (nobody) Who can give you what you need (nobody) And who can do you all night long (nobody) Nobody, baby (nobody) And the band keeps playing on"
Buffy joined Faith.
"On, on, on, and on, on... Nobody, baby On, on, on, and on, on... Nobody baby Come on On, no, on, and on, on... Nobody baby I want you, right now for my lover, oh yes I do Place no one above you, oh yes I do If you need love, I'll be right, baby I'll be right there, baby, oh yes I will Oh yes I will baby Oh yes I will baby And who will love you like me (nobody) Who can sex your body like me baby (nobody) Who can do it like me, baby (nobody) No, no, no (nobody) Who can lay you down just like me (nobody) Who can kiss you all over your body, baby (nobody) I'm gonna caress your body Nobody, baby"
They run out the door and to the house.
"Guess we all need to be heading out." Willow said.
"We might need to wake up Dawn, first." Kennedy said.
"Ya'll go on I'll wake her up and take her home." Spike said as the rest of the gang left. Spike kissed Dawn on her forehead, "Wake up Sleepy-head."
Dawn rolled her head, "I don't wanna."
"Fine, I'll carry you." Spike got up with Dawn in his arms and carried her out the door and all the way to the house. He pulled back the sheets then laid her in the bed and covered her up.
He was fixing to walk out when Dawn said, "Stay with me."
He crawled in the bed and wrapped his hands around her.
Buffy was wrapped up in Faith's arms, both laying quietly.
"Can I ask you something?" Faith said disturbing the silence.
"Sure." Buffy said.
Faith got up grabbed a small painted box out from under the bed.
Buffy sat up and moved to the edge of the bed.
Faith grabbed her hand and kneeled in front on her. Faith then took the contents of the box out and said, "Buffy, I love you and I want to be with you for the rest of my life." Faith placed her class ring on Buffy's finger. "Buffy will you marry me?"
Buffy had tears forming in her eyes as she stared at the ring on her finger, "Yes."
Faith let out the breath she was holding back.
"I was planning on asking you the same question." Buffy pulled out her class ring and slid it on Faith's finger.
They crawled back in bed like they were before, this time Faith's head was propped on Buffy's. Faith then whispered, "Sing to me," into Buffy's ear.