Just Shrove It
by Samantha
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Joss owns characters.
Notes: This takes place as if Faith was in Sunnydale today, and has been
there a while, so major season seven spoilers, also this may not be quite
what was requested, but there are pancakes.
Feedback: PLease let me know how u like it, or not?
Faith stood against the counter watching Buffy mix batter in a big bowl. Every once in a while she would push a stray hair out of her face. Faith smiled as she accidentally smeared a line of batter across her forehead.
"Ok, so these are for Shrove Tuesday?" Faith asked.
"Yeah, I thought that was clear," Buffy answered without turning around.
"No, that's pretty clear. I mean there's that big sign outside one of the churches inviting people to the Shrove Tuesday pancake dinner. Which by the way, seems wicked risky considering how many vamps are out there just waiting for a chance to get in you know, and not for pancakes."
"Churches are public places, Faith, the vamps can get in anyway," Buffy corrected her, still not turning around.
"Well, right, but not the point. But still I am wondering about what Shrove Tuesday is, cause it seems to be about pancakes and religion," Faith said walking up behind Buffy and wrapping her arms around her waist, she nuzzled her neck affectionately. "Cause I could get into a pancake religion."
"Faith you're hopeless," Buffy said forgetting her batter and leaning her head back on Faith's shoulder, she turned to look at her. "Next you'll be saying it's some pancake sex religion."
"Oh I like pancake sex." Faith smiled.
"Pancakes can't have sex," Buffy said with one of the frowns Faith loved so much.
"No, not pancakes, people in the pancake style. It's where you have like at least four people and you all naked, and you know connecting, right on top of each other in a pile."
"Ok, stop that visual right there." Buffy said trying to pull away.
"Like pancakes," Faith smiled letting Buffy pull away only far enough to turn her so she was facing her.
"Ok, sometimes, you're really gross," Buffy said.
"I gotta even out your lack sexual humor somehow."
"I can have sexual humor." Buffy said defensively.
"Oh, yeah," Faith rolled her eyes, then winked.
"I can, you have missed a lot, like there was that time with, um, oh just recently! When, before Willow was with Kennedy, and she was taking Kennedy tea, and I said 'have fun delivering the tea' all like 'I know you like her'." Buffy gave Faith a satisfied smirk.
"I love it when you talk dirty." Faith said leaning in.
"Shut up," Buffy answered just before Faith captured her mouth in hers. Faith pressed tightly against her, pushing Buffy back against the counter, Faith slide her hand down Buffy's back, intending to rest it on the counter, instead it landed with a wet plop in the pancake batter.
"Ohh that's disgusting," Faith said pulling away.
"What? Ohh," Buffy just started laughing.
"Not so much with the funny B," Faith said reaching for a towel.
"Oh come on, big bad Faith, used to being covered in demon blood, but a little pancake batter and you get a wiggins? That's funny." Buffy smiled.
"Funny huh?" Faith asked. "How bout this?" Faith asked and before Buffy could duck smeared batter down her face.
"Oh you are so going to get it." Buffy said, Faith started to run, but before she was out of range Buffy threw a handful of batter at her hitting her square in the back.
"Ok, that's it," Faith ran back grabbing Buffy and the bowl and dragging them outside.
"Faith, no, Faith, truce, ok? Timeout!" Buffy cried half laughing, as she begged and twisted away.
"There's no timeouts in life B." Faith said with an evil grin as she got her outside and turned the bowel of batter over Buffy's head and running. Buffy caught her quickly and tackled her to the ground tipping the bowel onto her head and pushing it around working the batter into her hair. They rolled around a bit covering each other with batter, until they stopped out of breath, Buffy resting on top of Faith.
"Look at you B," Faith said tucking a batter soaked piece of hair behind one of her ears. "End of the world coming and you rolling around in batter, celebrating the pancake religion."
"That's all you Faith. I was going insane, and then you came back, and all this happened, and here we are, probably giving a show to about twenty potential slayers." Buffy said with a look back at the house.
"Well, we are supposed to show them what we know," Faith answered wiggling her eyebrows devilishly, and pulling Buffy down for another kiss.
"Buffy the Principals on the.." Dawn trailed off realizing what she had interrupted; Buffy and Faith looked over guiltily, Faith with a smiled.
"Dawn, did you find her?" Willow asked coming out on the porch. "Oh, you did, all pancaky."
"Uh, she'll call you back, k?" Dawn hung up the phone. "So all your speeches on not fooling around and taking this serious and this is where I find you?" Dawn asked with mock disappointment.
"She has a valid point," Willow added with a smile.
"Aww, come on guys, you know she's more fun when she isn't all tense." Faith said still laying with Buffy on top of her.
"Yeah, plus with the two real slayers, I think we have the kick chance now." Buffy said with a smile. "And if not, then, well, once we shower, and start over, we'll have pancakes.
"Sounds good," Kennedy said coming up behind Willow. "How come we never use food?" She asked enjoying the different colors of red that played across her girlfriend's face.
"Well, we, I mean, you never."
"Relax babe," Kennedy kissed Willow's forehead. Xander pushed out from behind Kennedy.
"I was upstairs and I look out my window and I see this. And I just had to show my appreciation. That is one fine variation of pancake sex."