Buffy Meets Cruel Intentions
by Shell
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Joss owns Buffy characters and Columbia tristars owns
Cruel Intentions.
Comments: The first few chapters are pretty much going to follow the
movie but later when I get on into the plot it'll be changed a
little. Thx to everyone who gave feedback on the idea couldn't have
done it without you.
Feedback: Please.
Willow finished her spell with one last pinch of sage. There was a bright light and then everything was different.
Faith drove to her normal appointment with her therapist in her 64.5 Mustang Convertible. The roads weren't really crowded for the time of day. She arrived at the therapist's office about 15 minutes later.
"Faith Faith lets try and focus" Darla said looking at her watch.
"What can I possibly say I'm a fool." Faith said standing and walking over to the glass doors.
"You're not a fool." Darla said.
"Yes I am. I can't feel sorry for myself because I'm some little rich girl." Faith said whining and banging her head against the doors.
"It's not your fault adolescence is a difficult time and without great parenting can go awry. But you have to rise above their mistakes. Here." Darla said handing Faith a copy of her book 'Great Parenting'.
"Autographed copy. Can I keep this?"
"It's yours." Darla said writing 'bill for book' on her legal pad. "You have to stop being so hard on yourself what's in the past is over."
"I know it's hard to think that there once was a period in my life when all I could think about was sex."
"No that's no way to go through life."
"I know. I mean take yourself for example you're very attractive woman. You have killer legs I'd love to photograph them. That's the old me. I'm cured now."
"So proud of you." Darla said looking at her watch again.
"Same time next week?" Faith asked shaking Darla's hand as she got up.
"Oh didn't I tell you I'm doing my book tour. I'll be back in a month."
"Why?" Faith asked pulling Darla closer. Darla pulled away and went to her desk.
"Other people need my help too. You'll be fine."
"I hope so."
"If you need anything anything at all don't hesitate to call my service."
"I could use a hug." Faith said holding her hands out. Darla got up with a grunt and gave her a hug.
"All Right…Mm huh..there you go. Yes?" Darla said as she pushed the button on the phone.
"Your daughter on line one." Said the voice on the other end.
"Tell her to hold." She said pushing the button again.
"This her?" Faith asked grabbing the picture off the desk.
"Yea that's my Dru."
"She seems nice," Faith said tracing the outline of the picture.
"She's great exceptionally rounded young woman. Straight A's. She's attending Princeton this fall."
"Wow. Now this is exactly the type of girl I should be with."
"She's a little out of your league." Darla said as she took the picture and put it back on the desk. "No offense."
"Oh well."
"So. Take good care of yourself. Faith" Darla said as she followed her to the door.
"Thank you for everything." Faith said before she left.
"Shumuck." She said before going back to her desk. "Yes?"
"Your daughters still holding."
"Hi honey."
"You kept me on hold?" Dru said crying.
"I'm sorry. Is something wrong?"
"She told me she loved me and I believed her. I'm so stupid."
"Now honey it's all right. Calm down take a deep breath step out of the circle."
"Oh will you cut your phsyco babble bullshit mom? There's pictures of me on the Internet."
"What kind of pictures?"
"Nudie pictures."
"Jesus Christ how could you be so stupid?" Darla said yelling into the phone.
"She was just so charming and all she did was say how I had killer legs and wanted to photograph them and things just got completely out of hand. Mom? MOM?" Dru screamed into the receiver.
Faith threw the book into the garbage can in the lobby when she left.
"FAITH! FAITH! You're going to pay for this you little shit you here me? You sicko pervert." Darla screamed banging on the glass.
"What's her problem?" A girl asked.
"Looks like someone is in some need of therapy."
"You're not going to get away with this you know? Get away from me."
Darla said as a cop tried to calm her down.
"So what's your name?"
"Fred." The girl said tucking her hair behind her ear.
"Fred God you're beautiful. I'm going to take you to lunch."
"Ok." They walked hand in hand out of the building while Darla was still screaming and fighting with the cop.
Faith cut across traffic and parked on the side of the curb. She got out grabbing her journal and then walking up to the entrance.
"Mam Mam you can't park here Mam" Faith just dismissed the cop and went into the house. "I hate my life."
Harmony entered the room with a tray in her hands.
"We can't tell you how happy we are that Willow will be attending Manchester with you this fall." Mrs. Post said. "You've been such an inspiration to Lorne and I in raising her. I just hope she can rise to the high standards at which you have set for her."
"I'll do my best. Go mo Harmony." Cordelia said as she thanked Harmony. Harmony nods her head and leaves the room.
"What was that?" Willow asked.
"I was thanking her. Vietnamese is such a pretty language don't you think?" Willow just nodded her head.
"Cordelia is one of the most popular girls in school listen to her and you'll go far." Mrs. Post said looking at her daughter. "How do you do it?" she asked patting Willow's knee. "Where do you get your strength?"
"Well I know this sounds corny, but when the temptation of peer pressure I turn to God and he helps me through the problem."
"Well that's beautiful."
"What are the girls like?" Willow asked.
"Willow is that all you can think of?" Mrs. Post asks her daughter hitting her on the leg and then laughing. "Please forgive her Cordelia she's never been in an educational atmosphere like this before."
"Oh it's perfectly normal. Most of the girls at Manchester are very upstanding ladies. However there are the few occasional bad apples."
"Like your step-sister Faith. I can't believe they didn't expel her after what she did to the school nurse."
"I hear she's recovering quite nicely." Faith said walking into the room. "Nice to see you again Mrs. Post." Faith yells in her ear.
"You remember my daughter Willow."
"My what an adorable shirt your wearing!" Faith says after stopping beside Cordelia.
"Thanks my dad got it for me when he was in Australia." Willow said pulling out her shirt for her to see.
"How are things down under? Blossoming I hope?" Faith said bending her knees to look under Willow's skirt.
"Faith!" Cordelia said and slapped her on the arm. Mrs. Post pushed her daughter's legs together.
"Wha?" Faith turned to leave the room.
"Well I think we'll be going now. Thank you so much for your help." Mrs. Post said before turning to leave.
"Willow I'll call you and we can plan your curriculum."
"OK thanks. It was nice meeting you." Willow said looking at Faith.
"Mmwahhh chow." Faith said as she blew a kiss at her.
"Cecile let's go now. Keep your legs together this isn't Jamaica." Mrs. Post said as they left the house.
"Huh I didn't know it was asshole day at the Spencer house today." Faith said taking off her ray-bans and walking over to Cordelia with a smile on her face.
"Just taking the poor girl under my wing." Cordelia said as she opened her cross and snorted the coke on it. "The parental units called while you were out."
"How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?" Faith asked with a smile.
"She suspects that your impotent alcoholic father is dittiling the maid."
"Good."
"What's wrong with you today? Therapy not going well?"
"It was fine?" Faith said reaching into her jacket and pulling out a napkin. Fred call me." Faith threw the napkin to Cordelia.
"Huh" Cordelia took the napkin and wiped her nose.
"I'm tired of sleeping with this insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing surprises them anymore." Faith said looking at a painting.
"Well you can relax I have a mission for you." Cordy said as Faith turned from the flowers she was playing with.
"What?" She said walking back over to her.
"You remember Riley Finn, son of Wesley Finn?"
"OH you mean the nazi who dumped you over the Fourth of July weekend."
"I went to great length to satisfy Riley huge sacrifices were made on my part."
"Sorry."
"Any event my feelings were hurt when I found out Riley had fallen for someone else."
"You don't mean."
"None other than Willow Post."
"So this is what this is all about." Faith said as she walked over to tune the piano.
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Cordy said moving her jacket back to expose her body. Faith adjusted a picture on the table.
"When I get through with her she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area. Poor little Riley's princess will be damaged goods."
"Why Willow. Why not just attack Riley?"
"Because if there's an attack made on Riley it could be traced back to me and I can't allow that to happen everyone loves me and I plan to keep it that way."
"Hum I see your point." Faith said ducking into the piano. "Why should I care?"
"Because I need you to seduce our young Willow." Cordy said as she stretched on the couch. "She's quite cute you know. Young supple breasts, tight firm ass." Cordy said as she ran her finger down her right breast. Faith walked over to where Cordy was laying. "Uncharted Booty." She said as she ran her leg up between Faith's and pushed on her crouch.
"Awe." Faith said as she leaned down and ran her hands down Cordy's leg. Cordy put her hand on Faith's face.
"Be the captain Spencer Boldly go where no woman has gone before." Cordy said while teasing Faith.
"Umm I can't," she said and Cordy pushed her away.
"And why not?" Cordy said getting up and walking across the room.
"Oh come on Cordy it's too easy why don't you get one of those moron friends of yours to do it. I have a reputation to uphold."
"Oh but diddling the therapists daughter was a challenge." She said from her new position in her chair.
"She was over charging." Faith said with a cocky grin. Faith got up and grabbed a magazine of the piano. "This is a challenge." She said throwing the magazine down on the table.
"I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps thank you very much."
"Shut up and turn to page 64." Faith said grabbing her glasses from her jacket. Cordy picked up the magazine and turned to the page.
"Why I plan to wait by Buffy Summers of Kansas City, Kansas. Jesus Christ is she for real?" Cordy said as Faith slowly ran her hands down her body towards her breast.
"She's daddy's little angel. Paradigm of chastity and virtue." Cupping it she quickly pulls away. "Let's see Boring boring boring I love my parents. Boring boring boring making a mature decision…Here she has a girlfriend named Kendra. Going out for a year. Kendra understands."
"Kendra's straight. Too bad for you she lives in Kansas." Cordy said looking at her nails.
"Oh contrary the virgin's father has accepted the new headmaster's position at our school. She's staying with my aunt on the island while her parent's sell their house. Can you imagine what this will do for my reputation? Screwing the new headmaster's daughter before school starts. She'll be my greatest victory."
"You don't stand a chance. Even this is out of your league."
"Care to make a wager on that?"
"I'll think about it."
"Oh well duty calls Dr. Darla and her daughter should make for an exciting entry." Faith said as she got up and went to her room.
"Your journal could you be anymore straight?"
"Could you be more desperate to read it?" Faith entered her room and laid the journal on her desk and lit a cigar.
Comments: This scene doesn't follow the movie exactly because of characters but still has main components.
"Oh Faith." Cordelia called from her room. "Could you come here for a second?" Faith puts out her cigar and walks into the other room. "That wager of yours count me in."
"On what terms?" Faith said intrigued.
"If I win than that hot car of yours is mine."
"And if I win?" Faith said with a smile.
"I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married." Cordelia said throwing her jacket on the bed.
"Be more specific."
"In English I'll fuck your brains out."
"What makes you think I'd want you?"
"What is there not to want I mean look at me tall lean body, perfect breasts, tight ass, and just think what my tongue is like?" Cordy said while running her hands up and down her body.
"Still I can have anyone I want when I want." Faith said inching closer to her.
"Except me and it kills you." Cordelia said running her hand down Faith's body and stopping at her ass to give it a little pinch.
"Still that's a 1964 Mustang Convertible. There's no better ride than that!" Faith said turning to leave.
"Sure there is me" Cordy said as Faith stopped. "You can use whatever you like."
"Owww you got yourself a bet baby." Faith said walking back over to shake hands with her.
"Happy hunting Faith." Faith walked out of the room pulling the doors shut.
"Your home is so pretty Joyce." Buffy said as she looked at it from her horse.
"Oh well thank you. It's been in my family for over a 100 years." Joyce said.
"Does your family ride much?"
"My grandfather used to break horses on his farm."
"What was that?" Buffy asked after hearing a gunshot.
"Faith must be home."
"Pull." Faith said as the guy released the disc. She shot it with dead accuracy.
"Faith..?" Joyce called.
"Oh fuck me." Faith said putting down her shotgun. "Aunt Joyce." She said running to her.
"Honey."
"God I've missed you." She said hugging her aunt.
"Buffy Summers. This is Faith." Joyce said introducing them.
"Hi," Buffy said politely.
"She'll staying with me for a couple of weeks.
"I guess that makes 2 of us." Faith said helping Buffy from her horse. "Aunt Joyce why don't you make us some tea. I'll tend to Buffy. Come on faster lots to see." Faith said dragging Buffy behind her. "I read your article." She said while looking at Buffy's ass.
"You did?"
"Mmmhh I must say I found it rather appalling."
"That's a first most people praise me for it."
"Most people are sheep." Faith said looking at her. "Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced."
"I'm not I just don't think people should express an act of love until they are in love and I don't think people our age are capable of those kinds of feelings. Look I wouldn't expect a woman of your stature to understand my beliefs." Buffy said turning away.
"What's that mean?"
"I've been well informed on your reputation."
"What have you heard?" Faith asked checking out Buffy's ass again.
"You promise girls the world to get them in bed with you."
"Who told you this?" Faith said pulling Buffy by the shoulder and making her turn around.
"A friend wrote me."
"That's kinda tacky."
"Why do you sound so surprised it's the truth isn't it?"
"If you say so." Faith said walking off. Buffy stood there not quite sure what to think.
"That's good now let's try the g chord. Once again and remember the third chord is sharp." Oz said as he instructed Willow on how to play a guitar.
"I suck God I suck." Willow said throwing her pick down.
"Ok take a deep breath you're concentrating too much on her movements just let them flow." Oz said coming up behind her and placing his fingers on hers. "Let me help." He said moving his hands up and down the stem. Willow leaned back into him as he moved in closer to her neck.
"Harmony watch it." Cordy said knocking of a box from the table. Oz jumped up.
"We've had this discussion before." Cordy said before walking back over to where Willow and Oz were. "My apologies I didn't mean to interrupt. Your playing was beautiful." Cordy said looking at Willow.
"Cordelia this is Oz. He'll be giving me music lessons over the summer."
"Nice to meet you."
"Likewise I'm sure." Cordy said shaking his hand.
"Oz is in a band. They're making their first cd."
"It's based on rock principles."
"Rock is my favorite." Willow said as Cordy gave her a look.
"Well I guess our hour is up. Same time tomorrow?" He asked handing her back the pick and leaving. Willow just laid her head on Cordy's shoulder while Harmony looked on thinking of how to use this.
"Unbelievable someone wrote a letter to this chick describing my lisidiuos tactics." Faith said pacing around the room.
"Any ideas who it could be?" Spike asked from his chair.
"Spike if I knew who it was that person would be in a serious amount of pain."
"Where'd the little girl say she was from?"
"Kansas who the hell do I know in Kansas?" Faith said still pacing.
"Xander Harris."
"The baseball stud?" Faith asked stopping.
"MMHuh he's from Kansas City I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat." Spike said weighing his merchandise.
"It would make sense Harris hates me I fucked his girlfriend after prom last year."
"I don't think that bothered him so much."
"What do you mean?" Faith said turning around.
"Let's just say Xander likes to play with bats and balls on and off the field."
"Oh you've gotta be shitting me." Faith said with a devious grin.
"Oh I shit you not." Spike said taking out a cigarette. "He used to sneak in my room every Friday night and we'd go at it for a little while and as soon as he'd come he'd start freaking out. Oh what are you doing man I'm not a fag if you tell anyone I'm going to kick your ass. The only reason I kept up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover."
"Shit too bad he's in Kansas this summer." Faith said taking a drag and pacing again.
"Oh not anymore the baseball team is back in the dorms. He's already called me for a pillow kissing session."
"Good for you." Faith said turning and pacing some more. "Well do you think you can arrange a little get together tonight on my behalf."
"Hmm I do believe Xena is showing on t.v. tonight." Spike said before going back to his task.
"Outstanding."
"But don't think this isn't going to cost you." Spike said turning to look at her. Faith pulled out a wad of cash and threw it on the table.
"Just make sure your door is unlocked. Shall we say the stroke of midnight." Faith said stroking the statue on Spike's desk. "No pun intended."
"Stroke of midnight it is." Spike said holding up his camera.
"So I whip out my dick and I'm standing there like what is this grandma with the birthday presents suck it you dumb bitch."
"The Xanman." Connor said from the bed.
"The Xanman" Xander said giving him a high five. "Hey." Xander said as he answered the phone.
"Xander?"
"Hey Spike."
"So rumor has it that you went on a date with Riley Finn." Cordy said as she brushed Willow’s hair.
"He’s all right since my parents like the idea of me being with a guy instead but, he kept talking about this bulimic nut job he dumped over the fourth of July." Willow said biting her nails.
"Nut job huh?"
"Yea what a loser she must be." Cordy pulled her hair and Willow screamed.
"Sorry." She said continuing to brush her hair.
"Any who Riley invited me to the Caymans for Spring Break."
"That’s great."
"You think so?" Willow asked dropping her candy. "I dunno just guess I’m scared."
"Scared of what?"
"Duh boys I’ve never even got to first base with a guy."
"Well haven’t you practiced on one of your girlfriends?" Cordy asked after finishing her hair.
"No."
"Well how else do you think girls learn?" She said turning Willow around to face her. "Face me." Cordy said pulling off her hat. "Now close your eyes and wet your lips."
"Are you for real?"
"Do you wanna learn or not?" Cordy asked getting agitated.
"I guess." Willow said as Cordy leaned in slowly and brushed their lips together.
"See that wasn’t so scary."
"It was nothing."
"Let’s try it again only this time I’m going to stick my tongue in your mouth and when I do that I want you to massage your tongue with mine and that’s what first base feels like."
"OK" Willow said shaking her head up and down.
"Remember eyes closed." Cordy said putting her finger up. Cordy leaned in and captured Willow top lip between hers. She then stuck her tongue out and Willow gently made contact with hers. Cordy then pulled back and captured her bottom lip. Willow ran her tongue into Cordy’s mouth before giving her a quick peck then she ran her tongue along Cordy’s a couple of times before Cordy pulled away but first grabbed her bottom lip again.
"Not bad."
"That was cool." Willow said still mesmerized.
"Maybe you should try it on your friend Oz sometime." Cordy said pouring a glass of water.
"What are you saying?" Willow asked finally coming out of her daze.
"Oh come on Willow it’s obvious he’s crazy about you." Cordy said taking a drink.
"He sends me letters you know love letters."
"That’s so romantic have you responded?"
"Noo."
"Well don’t you like him?"
"I do like him I think about him all the time and that’s never happened before I usually only think about girls but he’s different."
"Well make copies of the letters and bring them to me." Cordy said smiling.
"Why?"
"Because if there’s one thing I know it’s love letters. With my help Oz will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Maybe we could even arrange a little get together for the two of you at my house."
"You’d do that for me?"
"Sure silly we’re friends."
"Best friends. Do you wanna have a sleepover?" Cordy suddenly dropped her smile.
Buffy sat in her room reading a letter when classical music started playing. She got up and went out find where it was coming from. She entered the poolroom to find Faith sitting in a chair beside the pool.
"Are you aware that this music is playing in every room of the house?"
"It’s not just yours." Faith said turning it off. "I thought you’d be pleased. Buffy turns to leave when Faith turns on the radio only this time it’s new age music. She stops and turns around smiling at Faith who in return gives her a smile. "So what are you doing in your room?"
"Reading."
"Anything interesting?" Faith asked getting up from her chair and walking over to Buffy.
"Yes actually it’s quite intriguing." She said walking even closer.
"For you." Faith says pulling out a bag. Buffy takes it and opens it up. In it is a brown leather tote bag. "Something to start the new school year with."
"You didn’t have to do this." She said.
"You hate it it’s lame." Faith said pulling the bag away from her.
"No I love it." Buffy said taking it back. "You just didn’t have to do it."
"Do you think you can pry yourself away and join me for a swim?" Faith asked. "I know it’s late and all being 10 o’clock but we are reasonably young."
"Well I suppose your invitation was only mildly insulting so I’ll consider it. Give me a minute." Buffy said smiling before turning to leave. Faith watched her go then her phone rang.
"Fuck her yet?" Cordy asked.
"I’m working on it."
"Loser."
"Eat Me."
"Call me later?"
"OK." Faith said hanging up the phone with a devious smile on her face.
Buffy walked into the poolroom in her pick satin robe. She looked around trying to find Faith.
"Faith?" she called still not seeing her. Buffy walked up a little further where she saw Faith standing naked rubbing a towel through her hair. Her mouth immediately dropped. Think about Kendra Kendra My God but look at her she’s…Kendra Buffy repeated in her head over and over thinking maybe it might help. Faith turned around at that moment and saw Buffy looking at her with her mouth wide open.
"Do you mind turning around so I can put on my bathing suit?" Faith asked demonstrating with her hand.
"I’m sorry I’m sorry." Buffy said turning around. Yea sorry I got caught she thought. Faith jumped into the pool. Buffy walked over and started pulling off her robe. "You know it amazes me how someone so charming could be so manipulative." She said before getting into the pool.
"We’re not going to start this letter nonsense again are we?" Faith asked coming closer.
"Oh what’s my favorite part even more treacherous than she is attractive. She has never uttered a single word without some unhonarble intention." Buffy quoted as she came closer to Faith. "Every woman she has successfully subdued has regretted it. Stay away from her."
"You know you might have the decency to tell me who’s bad-mouthing me so I might have the opportunity to confront them." Faith said circling Buffy.
"Not a chance." Buffy said with a smirk on her face. Faith splashed water at her.
"You’re right you know."
"About what?"
"About what you said today. I’ve done some things I’m not proud of."
"Look I wasn’t trying to give you a hard time."
"No it’s ok. I mean look at you with all your wholesome values and seem to be happy in your choices. I envy you no bullshit."
"Really?"
"Seriously. You’ve got everything going for you. You’re smart, you’re beautiful, you’re determined." Faith said counting on her fingers while circling her. "You’re everything I’d want in a girlfriend."
"You know I’m seeing someone."
"Ahh yes the infamous Kendra funny how you haven’t mentioned her until now." Faith said touching Buffy’s arm.
"She’s backpacking through Europe. She’s great I really miss her."
"And I care." Faith said still rubbing her arm.
"I’m sorry you’re not my type."
"Honestly?" Faith said moving closer.
"Honestly. You’re smart, you’re beautiful, determined listing my qualities on your fingers is going to get you nowhere with me." Buffy said looking at Faith who was now backed off and standing across from her. "The best you could hope for is my friendship and you're walking a fine line at that." Buffy said before getting out.
"Night sweat pea." Faith called as Buffy left.
Faith tore the bumpersticker off of Xander’s car as she came by it throwing it down. She walked up the stairs to here moaning.
"Oh baby" Xander called.
"Baby" Faith said smiling before pulling out her watch. "Right on time." She said before walking in.
"Oh shit." Xander said hearing the door open. "Give me my fucking underwear."
"All right don’t get so huffy." Spike said calmly. Faith walked over to the bed pulling the sheet off.
"Well what do we have here?" she asked see Spike and Xander on the bed in nothing but their underwear. She took out her camera and snapped a photo.
"Now look Spencer. This is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this." Xander said trying to explain.
"Yea you were just really drunk and blah blah blah." Faith said cockily.
"Please don’t tell anyone." Xander begged. "This could ruin my whole career."
"Your career. Xander what about your family can you imagine the humiliation your father's going to feel when he finds out his only son is a fudgepacker."
"I’ll do anything" Xander begged. "Let’s just forget about this whole thing ok?"
"Naw can’t help you there. After all it is you who’s bad mouthing me to Buffy Summers."
"Buffy Summers I don’t know what you’re talking about."
"You’re the only one who knows her. The truth will save you."
"I never said a word to her I swear."
"Come to think of it Spencer he’s probably telling you the truth. I mean the man can barely write out a grocery list let alone a letter what was I thinking?" Spike said chiming in for the first time.
"All right I believe you." Faith said taking a deep breath. "Your secrets safe with me. Actually there is something you can do for me."
"So what else can you tell me about Faith?" Buffy asked as her and Xander walked down the beach.
"Well she’s smart as hell you know. She’s really dedicated to achieving her goals. Always gives a 110%. She’s always watched my back." Xander said looking at her. "She’s got a bad rep you know but most of it’s bullshit."
"I dunno Xander I’ve just been hearing some really awful things about her."
"Oh yea from who?" Xander asked casually.
"I can’t say I promised."
"Buffy how long have we known each other?"
"Forever."
"Exactly now it’s my job to look after you. You’re like a sister to me besides do I look like some kind of gossip queen to you? It’s me Xander Xanman." Xander said grabbing his chest. Buffy just laughed.
"Ok you promise not to tell anyone?"
"Buffy I swear to you on my mama’s life." Xander said holding his hand over his heart and the other up in the air.
"That nosy bitch are you sure?" Faith asked through her cell while driving down the road.
"Positive man she said Mrs. Post." Xander said. "They meet at orientation. All right."
"Ok did you do everything I asked you to?"
"Yea."
"Think she bought it?"
"I’m pretty sure."
"No pretty sure or sure sure."
"She bought it." Faith closed her phone and went on to her destination.
"She completely tried to out do me with this one-handed cart-wheel which is so stupid because I told her that I could do this." Willow said standing on her head with her legs spread open in front of Oz’s face. "And that I could do it for a really long time."
"Uhhh" Cordy let out a sigh as she watched the scene on the screen.
"You ok?" Oz asked bending down to her as she fell.
"You would not believe what I found out…" Faith said busting in through the door.
"Ssssssssshhhhhhhhh" Cordy said holding up her hand.
Oz moved closer to Willow their faces almost touching when Willow’s pager went off. "My mom. I should get going."
"Yea I should get going too." Oz answered.
"So I’ll see you tomorrow?" Willow asked.
"I guess so." Oz answered kissing her hand.
"Peace out!" Willow said holding up two fingers.
"Peace Out ugh." Cordy said turning off the monitor. "Moron." She said slamming down the remote. She let out a sigh before Faith cleared her throat. "Ok what’s wrong with you?" she asked not really caring.
"Are you ready for this?" Faith asked going to sit in a chair. "I’ve recently found out that Mrs. Post sent the letter to Buffy urging her to stay away from me." Faith said informally.
"Hmm interesting."
"Actually it is I know plan to spend all my time trying to destroy the dushbag."
"Ah the plot thickens." Cordy said before getting up to lay on the sofa. "It appears Willow’s fell for her music teacher."
"I’m sure Mrs. Post will love that?"
"Unfortunately our Don Juan is moving at the speed of a special Olympic hurdler," Cordy said as Faith got up to walk over to her.
"What’s your plan of attack?"
"I rat Willow out to mommy. Mommy goes ballistic and ends the relationship."
"But who will they turn to for help?" Cordy just gave Faith an evil smirk before Faith returned it. Cordy moved over and placed herself on top of Faith.
"Willow is planning on going away with Riley next weekend. I’ll need you to speed up her sexual awakening." Cordy said rubbing her body up and down Faith’s.
"I’m at your service." Faith said bringing her arms up to massage Cordy’s shoulders.
"Thank you." Cordy said leaning into the touch and letting out small moans of pleasure. "That feels good."
"Oh you’re so tense."
"I know I hate it when things don’t go my way it makes me so horny." Cordy said running her hand up and down the inside of Faith’s thigh.
"I hate it too." Faith said trying to keep from moaning at the touch. Faith ran her hands down the length of Cordy’s arms before coming back up and then over her slim stomach.
"Seems like things are looking good for you." Cordy said moving her body up and down against Faith’s trying to increase the friction while running her hand along the inside of her thigh.
"It appears so." Faith said moving back up to her shoulders.
"Any luck with your girl?" Cordy asked licking Faith’s hand.
"Moving along quite well." Faith said needing a release but Cordy not offering one.
"Have you succeeded in your debt."
"Any day now."
"Well let me know when you do." Cordy said wiggling around. "Until then" Cordy said before kissing Faith’s cheek. Cordy got up and walked out of the room.
"Ahh come on!" Faith yelled.
Faith picked up the phone and dialed Buffy’s number.
"Hello?" Buffy said answering the phone.
"Hey it’s Faith."
"Hi."
"Didn’t wake you did I?" She asked in a concerned voice.
"No not at all." Buffy answered while putting her lotion on.
"Hey did I leave my jacket there?"
"Uhhh no I don’t think so."
"Well all right I guess I’ll see you around."
"Is that really why you were calling?"
"No I called you because I miss talking to you."
"A moment of honesty."
"Well don’t get used to it I’m not liking it too well."
"Whatcha doin tomorrow?" Buffy asked.
"Going out with you." Faith answered and Buffy smiled a huge smile. Buffy and Faith walked down the street talking to each other in peace.
Mrs. Post walked into the store to find Cordy looking at dresses.
"I got your message and came as quick as I could."
"I just hope I didn’t keep you from something."
"Not at all. What’s wrong?"
"It’s Willow."
"What about her?"
"You have to promise not to tell her." Cordy said acting innocent.
"You have my word. It isn’t drugs is it?" Mrs. Post asked.
"It’s worse." Cordy said putting her hand on her shoulder and leading her over to a chair. "I think there’s something going on between Willow and her music teacher."
"Oz that’s crazy."
"I know she’s so young and he’s so…"
"Punk." Mrs. Post shouted as her coffee was being put down "Oh not you…oh nevermind." She said waving the guy off.
"He’s been sending her love letters she’s been hiding under her dollhouse. I debated whether or not to tell you but something like this could ruin her reputation at Manchester. I hope I did the right thing in telling you. I’d hate to see Willow ruin things with Riley." Cordy said using her concerned face again.
"No I can’t thank you enough for this." Mrs. Post said grabbing Cordy’s hand.
"You will be discreet won’t you?"
"Absolutely."
"Who the hell do you think you are?" Mrs. Post said walking into the room with something in her hand.
"Excuse me" Oz asked clueless at what she was talking about.
"I’m paying you to give guitar lessons not to pervert my child."
"Mrs. Post I think you're misunderstanding something." Oz started before she held out the letters in her hand.
"Care to explain this then?" She asked handing him the letters. Oz looked at Willow who had a shocked expression on her face.
"Mom where did you find those?"
"Alice found them why she was cleaning." She said getting angry. "Now you go to your room now."
"Mom."
"NOW!" she yelled before Willow threw her guitar over to Oz and ran from the room.
"How dare you treat me with such disrespect I got you out of the gutters and this is how you repay me."
"Out of the gutters. I live at 59th and Park."
"Whatever." She said getting even angrier. "You are never to step foot in this house again and you are to never see my daughter again I mean never. Is that understood?"
"First I never touched your daughter and second I thought in a time like this you could see beyond social boundaries."
"Oh don’t give me any of that social crap. Me and my husband gave money to the Salvation Army."
"Well I guess that puts me in my place. Thank you for your hospitality. It was a true awakening." Oz left the house yelling "the Punk is gone the punk is gone."
The doors to the elevator opened and Oz stepped out to find Faith and Cordy. They just gave him a devious grin.
"Wow I never knew she had these types of feelings." Oz said after reading the letter.
"You’re a lucky guy." Faith said smiling at him while Cordy sat on the arm of the chair and smiled.
"So what do I do?" He asked unsure.
"I think you should tell her you love her." Cordy said.
"Are you kidding? Mrs. Post will have me stacked if I go anywhere near her and I don’t know her phone number or e-mail address."
"Oz e-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." Faith said giving him a disgusted look. Be romantic." Faith said looking at Cordy. "Write her another letter."
"Well how will I get it to her?"
"We’ll make sure she gets it." Faith and Cordy said together.
"Why are you guys doing this?" Oz asked confused.
"Because…" Faith trailed of.
"Because we want to see Willow happy." Cordy said standing up. "And we know…" Cordy started before wrapping her arms around his neck and leaning in close. "…That’d you make her happy. You’d make any girl happy." Cordy finished as Faith slammed a piece of paper and a pen into his chest.
"You guys mind if I have some privacy?"
"You can take my room it’s right across the hall. Make yourself at home." Cordy said patting him on the back. Oz walked out of the room as Cordy waved at him. Cordy rolled her eyes and let out a sigh before picking up the phone.
"Who are you calling?"
"Willow." Faith grabbed the phone from her. "What are you doing?"
"Before we do this, I want you aware the damage we are about to cause."
"I’m aware." Cordy said picking the phone back up.
"Are you really?" Faith asked grabbing the phone again. "We’ve done some pretty fucked-up shit in our time, but this…You do realize we’re destroying an innocent girl?" Faith said before Cordy stood to walk around.
"Riley Finn is going down. If you won’t help me somebody else will."
"You amaze me." Faith said as Cordy walked away.
"Eat me, Faith."
"I’d love to." Faith said getting up and walking over to Cordy.
"How’s it coming with your girl?"
"Very nicely." Faith answered getting even closer to Cordy. Faith started running her hands up and down Cordy’s body, which in return got a moan. Cordy ran her tongue along the edge of Faith’s mouth but never going in.
"So are you in?" Cordy asked now running her tongue down to her breasts. "Or are you out?" Cordy asked before finally bringing her mouth down onto Faith’s hard Faith pulled Cordy’s tongue into her mouth at which Cordy just dove right into. Cordy ran her soft tongue over Faith’s before pulling away.
"Call her." Faith said before grabbing Cordy for another kiss. After a few kisses Cordy went and picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Willow, it's Cordy." Willow just cried into the phone. "OK, stop crying. Stop crying. You know what hold on for Faith." Cordy said looking at her. Faith took the phone with false enthusiasm.
"Willow stop crying. Now I need you to listen to me very carefully. I have a letter from Oz. He asked me to give it to you." Faith said her eyes never leaving Cordy’s. "I can’t bring it to you, since your mother hates me. So here’s what we’re going to do." Faith said before hanging up the phone after telling her the details.
Willow turned her doll over face down in the bed and covered it. Then walked out of the house. As the cab pulled to a stop Willow waved up at them in the balcony.
"Finished." Willow said handing the letter to Faith whom was working with her camera. Faith came over grabbed the letter waded it up and threw it away.
"This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea." Willow said after burping.
"It’s from Long Island." Faith replied snapping a picture.
"What are you doing?" Willow asked hearing the camera.
"Just taking your photo. You know you could be a model too bad you're not sexy."
"I can be sexy." Willow said turning over on her back and putting her arm between her legs.
"All right, show me sexy." Faith said as Willow took various poses.
"Wow that’s very sexy. Why don’t you make yourself more comfortable." Faith said before Willow started meditating. "No no no come here." Faith said waving her over. Faith pulled the zipper down on Willow's jacket exposing her white lace bra. "Now that’s sexy." Faith said before taking more pictures of Willow doing various poses. "Willow you know what would be super-duper sexy?"
"What?"
"If you lost all the clothes."
"I don’t think so." Willow said zipping her jacket.
"I’m sorry that was out of line."
"I think I should go home now." Willow said getting her things.
"Ok I’ll just call your mom and have her come pick you up." Faith said going to the phone.
"My mom, you can’t call my mom!"
"Oh wow she doesn’t know you’re here." Faith said slapping her head. "In fact, you’re probably grounded. I think I should call her anyway."
"No!" willow said before running over to grab the phone. "Please I’ll do anything. Just don’t call my mom."
"Willow all I want to do is give you a kiss." Faith said looking at Willow who was now on her knees.
"Just a kiss?" Willow asked looking up.
"I swear." Faith said reaching down and pulling her up. Willow puckered up but Faith undid her pants.
"What are you doing?"
"You promised to let me kiss you."
"But then why—"
"Uhuh I don’t want to kiss you here." Faith said laying her finger on her lips. "I wanna kiss you there."
"Huh?"
"A promise is a promise." Faith said as Willow repeated it. Willow dropped her pants as Faith bent down and pulled down the edge of her panties. She began stringing light kisses on her until Willow fell to the ground.
"Willow are you up yet?" Mrs. Post asked coming into her room. "You’re going to be late for the—" She said pulling the cover of the bed.
"I need a hug." A doll said from under the sheet.
"Willow?" she called again walking around the bed.
"Yea." Willow called from the door.
"Jesus Christ! Where have you been?"
"Shopping" Willow answered.
"Well hurry up!" She said walking back over to her. "You’re supposed to be at Mrs. Joyce's before brunch." She said unzipping Willow’s jacket and messing with her hair. "She’s very important to the school. And I want you to look your best, all right?"
"OK." Willow answered.
"OK" she said before popping her on the butt and leaving the room.
"Afternoon ladies." Faith said coming to join everyone for brunch.
"I didn’t know you’d be here." Buffy said turning to look at her.
"I wasn’t planning on it, but being such a lovely day…why waste it in the city?" She asked sitting down.
"Good Point." Buffy said as the maid sat down extra silverware and plates. Faith looked at Willow and licked her lips. Willow made a face and spit out her food.
"Excuse me." She said getting up.
"That was rude." Faith said looking down at her plate.
"She’s very strange."
"What am I gonna do?" Joyce asked coming over to the table.
"Is something wrong?" Faith asked looking at her.
"That was Mr. Giles. They’re short of volunteers at the retirement home, but I have theater tickets."
"That’s terrible."
"I have a thought why don’t you two fill in for me?" She asked.
"I’d love to." Buffy answered.
"You two are the best." She said before kissing Faith on the head.
"Can’t help it." Faith answered while putting her fingers to her head and pulling it back like a trigger.
"Stop it. Stop it." A bird in the cage said as a woman sprayed water on it.
"Isn’t he beautiful?" The nurse asked walking by the bird. "You know it’s wonderful when young people help out. Most of our patients don’t have family near by.. Here we are. Mr. Gunn? We have a visitor for you." She said before Buffy walked in. Faith went to follow but the nurse stopped her. "No I’ve got someone special for you, baby, come on."
"Did I ever tell you the time when my late wife-" Angel said before being cut off by Faith.
"Yes, you already did Mr. Angel." Faith said from her paper.
"I did?" He asked.
"Right after we played backgammon."
"Oh we played backgammon?"
"Uh huh you beat me three times."
"I did?"
"Yep then I fucked your daughter."
"Excuse me?"
"I said would you care for some water?" Faith said turning around.
"No thank you." He said before there was a knock on the door. Faith jumped up and went over to him putting her arm around his back.
"Come in."
"Hi how’s it going in here?" the nurse asked.
"We played backgammon and I won three times." Angel said holding up three fingers. "I did I did."
"You go on with your bad self."
"Isn’t it wonderful?"
"See I told you he was special." The nurse said looking at Buffy.
"It’s weird I actually feel good about myself." Faith said while driving down the road. "Angel’s cool."
"Come on?" Buffy said looking at her.
"What?"
"Angel’s cool?"
"He is."
"You must think I’m a real idiot."
"No I don’t."
"You’re trying to tell me you had a good time with that old man."
"I did. We played 3 games of backgammon. All right I was bored out of my mind. I hate doing charity work." Faith said finally giving in.
"It’s OK it doesn’t make you a bad person." Buffy said smiling.
"Yes, it does."
"No it doesn’t."
"I can’t win with you." Faith said looking away.
"It’s not about winning Faith." Buffy said looking at her. "You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too serious." She said looking at Faith.
"I do not." Faith said not looking at her.
"Yes, you do. You should try and lighten up."
"I am! Can we drop this?" She asked looking at her.
"Fine." Buffy said before turning and making a devil face.
"What are you doing?" Faith asked looking at her. "Stop it’s distracting." Buffy just kept it up adding fingers for horns. "Stop that." Faith said laughing.
"Are you smiling?"
"No."
"No?" Buffy asked before continuing. Faith looked at her and smiled.
"Will you stop?"
"It’s OK you can laugh I promise not to tell anyone." Buffy said grabbing Faith’s which was on the fear shift. They entertwined them and pulled away from the shifter.
"Who is it?" Willow asked sitting on the floor with her diet coke in her hand.
"Cordy." The voice from the other side of the door answered. Willow jumped up stumbled a little then finally made her way to the doors opening them. "Are you ok?" She asked looking at her.
"No." Willow replied almost yelling. Cordy turned around and closed the doors.
"Calm down. Tell me what’s wrong."
"Something awful happened last night."
"What do you mean?"
"I don’t think you want to know." Cordy grabbed Willow by the arms and pushed her back against the chair.
"You have to tell me."
"It involves your sister." She lowered her voice. "She took advantage of me."
"Why didn’t you do something?"
"I don’t know."
"Let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night, and she forced intercourse on you?"
"Not exactly."
"She made you go down on her?"
"No eww."
"Then what?" Willow leaned over and whispered in her ear.
"She took down my pants and wrote the alphabet …but she was writing it with her tongue." Cordy smiled the whole time she was being told.
"She went down on you?"
"If that’s what you call it."
"Well did you like it?"
"No."
"No" Cordy repeated.
"I don’t know it was weird. I mean at first it felt icky and then it was sort of ok. Then I started getting really hot. And then I started shaking and…then it’s just I don’t know. It was weird. It just felt like an explosion!" Willow said emphasizing the last part. "But a good one."
"Willow you had an orgasm."
"I did?" She asked as Cordy shook her head.
"You’re becoming a woman. I’m so proud of you."
"I am." Willow screamed and hugged Cordy. Cordy pushed her off and onto the floor.
"Listen now that you’re on your way, it would be stupid to stop. Think of Faith as a tutor, let her instruct you."
"But I don’t love her. I love Oz."
"So? Don’t you want to make Oz happy? Practice makes perfect. My advice to you is to sleep with as many people as possible." Cordy said before turning to leave.
"But that would make me a slut. Wouldn’t it?" She asked as Cordy turned around to face her.
"Willow everybody does it. It’s just that no one talks about it." Cordy said opening the door to leave.
"So it’s like a secret society."
"That’s one way of looking at it." She said turning around. "Fucking idiot."
"Cool." Willow said dancing around saying "Secret society."
...continued in part 11...